“Three to Tango” quotes
(1999)
Title Three to Tango
Year 1999
Director Damon Santostefano
Genre Comedy, Romance
Year 1999
Director Damon Santostefano
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – Oscar Novak, an idealistic young architect, has the opportunity to design with a colleague a cultural center that worths millions of dollars. His boss Charles Newman is so impressed by Oscar’s determination that he entrusts him to keep an eye on his girlfriend Amy. Although his clumsy attempts are unsuccessful, Oscar falls in love with Amy. He also understands that Charles entrusted him with this task because he thinks Oscar is gay. Actually, everyone thinks the same thing, including Amy. Even if Oscar is straight, he is the most famous gay man in Chicago. When he receives the award for Gay Professional Man of the Year, he has to decide whether he wants to lie again and keep his job or tell the truth and win Amy over.
All actors – Matthew Perry, Neve Campbell, Dylan McDermott, Oliver Platt, Cylk Cozart, John C. McGinley, Bob Balaban, Deborah Rush, Kelly Rowan, Rick Gomez, Patrick Van Horn, David Ramsey, Kent Staines, Ho Chow, Michael Proudfoot, Shaun Smyth, Robin Brûlé, Brett Heard, Les Porter, Andrew Dolha, Ned Vukovic, Keith Kemps, Lowell Conrad, Rumina Abadjiewa, Lindsey Connell, Kate Steen, Stephen Richard, Stephanie Belding, Ray Kahnert, Sven Van de Ven, Glen Peloso, Barbara Gordon, Roger Dunn, Meredith McGeachie, Marni Thompson, Deborah Pollitt, Anais Granofsky, Ed Sahely, Lindsay Leese, Tom Forrest, Barbara Radecki, Shemekia Copeland, Gina Alexander, Gwenne Hudson, Michael Kaufman
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“I'm a professional. I went to graduate school. I did all-nighters my senior year. I did a semester in Egypt. Do you have any idea what toilet paper feels like in Egypt? I delivered cinnamon rolls on a truck with bad suspension for three years! Do you know what that does to your kidneys? My poor kidneys! My freaking kidneys! My poor freaking...” (continue)(continue reading)
“She has an ass so sexy I struggle to understand it.”
You have a Buddha! Oh, I love Buddhas. They're like bright, cheery, naked Asian Santas. You know, I had a buddy in college whose name was Bob and we used to call him "Buddha Bob" because he was kind of fat and he liked to walk around naked. We used to rub his belly for luck. Anyway... I love Buddha. He rocks.
“I had no idea things were so hairy in Bosnia.”
“- Olivia Newman: Why don't you go put on those red bikini briefs that I gave you? I love the way your butt looks in them.
- Charles Newman: Olivia, I really don't want to.
- Olivia Newman: Charles, what happens when I'm unhappy? What happens?
- Charles Newman: Fine... But not the red ones... they bind.”“I haven't done anything or anyone to deserve this.”
“- Amy: I handled that well, didn't I? I'm still in one piece.
- Oscar Novak: Yes, very well. ...Where are you going?
- Amy: To get really, really drunk.”“- Oscar Novak: I'm never going to have sex again!
- Peter Steinberg: Oh, of course you will. Just maybe not with a woman.”“- Oscar Novak: What's good?
- Diner Waiter: Tuna melt.
- Oscar Novak: Ohhh... what else?
- Diner Waiter: Tuna melt.
- Amy: What do you think?
- Oscar Novak: Yeah, two tuna melts.”
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