“Threesome” quotes

(1994)
Movie Threesome
Title Threesome
Year 1994
Director Andrew Fleming
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Plot – Alex has to share her college room with two guys due to an mistake. Eddy is an intellectual and he's undecided about his sexuality, while Stuart flirts with her relentlessly. When Alex discovers Eddy is still a virgin, she wants to conquer him, but the guy thinks about Stuart instead, so the three friends decide to be just friends. Alex and Stuart help Eddy to date a guy but he's scared, then they experience a threesome together. Later Alex has a crisis and she's seduced firstly by Stuart and then by Eddy, who realizes to be attracted by Stuart, who however rejects him. They lose contacts, then they meet again at the graduation to find their friendship is broken forever.
All actors – Lara Flynn Boyle, Stephen Baldwin, Josh Charles, Alexis Arquette, Martha Gehman, Mark Arnold, Michele Matheson, Joanne Baron, Jennifer Lawler, Jack Breschard, Jillian Johns, Amy Ferioli
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  • “I wonder how some people could be such a necessary part of one's life one day and simply vanish the next. Isn't it supposed to last?”
    Josh Charles - Eddy
  • “Solitude brought out the worst in me. It gave me time to brood over the nature of things.”
    Josh Charles - Eddy
  • “I'm telling you. If you don't have sex soon, you dick is going to shrivel up and go inside your body. Then what do you have? A vagina.”
    Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
  • “If you have male genitalia and you're sleeping with someone who also has male genitalia, then you have first-hand knowledge of how their equipment works. You know all the pressure-sensitive points. You know what buttons to push. If you're a man having sex with a woman or vice-versa, you never really know how they feel. You don't know if they...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Josh Charles - Eddy
  • “- Alex: If you eat my yogurt again, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you.
    - Stuart: You make murder sound so sexual, Alex.”

    Lara Flynn Boyle - Alex
    Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
    [Tag:murder, sex, threat]
  • “- Stuart: Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible.
    - Alex: Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?”

    Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
    Lara Flynn Boyle - Alex
  • “If Alex and Stuart were genetically merged into one person, he or she would've been the love of my life.”
    Josh Charles - Eddy
    [Tag:love]
  • “I find libraries very erotic. I find libraries very erotic.”
    Josh Charles - Eddy
    [Tag:library, sex]
  • “- Alex: If you're so hot on the idea, why don't you have sex with him?
    - Stuart: Taste of semen makes me gag.
    - Alex: How would you know? Whose semen were you eating?
    - Stuart: My own.”

    Lara Flynn Boyle - Alex
    Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
  • “- Alex: You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or later he's gonna have the hots for you.
    - Eddy: Sounds pretty hot to me.”

    Lara Flynn Boyle - Alex
    Josh Charles - Eddy
    [Tag:desire, like]
  • “- Stuart: Why didn't you just fuck her?
    - Eddy: Yeah, right!
    - Stuart: Eddy, the girl was ripping your pants off with her teeth. She's in the perfect position, at least get a blowjob!”

    Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
    Josh Charles - Eddy
    [Tag:sex]
  • “Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.”
    Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
    [Tag:sex]
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