“To Be Or Not To Be” quotes

So they call me "Concentration Camp Ehrhardt"?

Jack Benny - Joseph Tura

“- Maria Tura: You certainly don't want me to waste a lot of time giving you a long explanation.
- Joseph Tura: No, but I think a husband is entitled to an inkling.”

Carole Lombard - Maria Tura
Jack Benny - Joseph Tura

“A laugh is nothing to be sneezed at.”
Felix Bressart - Greenberg

“- Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski: I hope you'll forgive me if I acted a little clumsy, but this is the first time I ever met an actress.
- Maria Tura: Lieutenant, this is the first time I've ever met a man who could drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes.”
Robert Stack - Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski
Carole Lombard - Maria Tura

“You're the greatest actor in the world. Everybody knows that, including you.”

Carole Lombard - Maria Tura

“If I shouldn't come back, I forgive you what happened between you and Sobinski. But if I come back, it's a different matter.”

Jack Benny - Joseph Tura

“I'm gonna meet Herr Siletsky at Gestapo headquarters. And after I've killed him I hope you'll be kind enough to tell me what it was all about!”

Jack Benny - Joseph Tura

“- Joseph Tura: Her husband is that great, great Polish actor, Joseph Tura. You've probably heard of him.
- Colonel Ehrhardt: Oh, yes. As a matter of fact I saw him on the stage when I was in Warsaw once before the war. What he did to Shakespeare we are now doing to Poland.”

Jack Benny - Joseph Tura
Sig Ruman - Colonel Ehrhardt

“What a husband doesn't know won't hurt his wife.”
Maude Eburne - Anna