“Too Many Husbands” quotes

“- Henry Lowndes: Are you trying to tell me that you didn't love me, that you married me just because I was so kind?
- Bill Cardew: She's telling me what kind of a rat you were, taking advantage of a helpless widow.”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“- Bill Cardew: She's been a good little wife.
- Henry Lowndes: To both of us!”

Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew
Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes

“- Henry Lowndes: Vicky, as your legal husband, I'm asking you to order this cad out of the house.
- Bill Cardew: As her legal husband, I'm asking you to shut your mouth before I slit your throat.”
Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“- Vicky Lowndes: I like my husbands to love me, to fight for me. Is that wrong?
- George: I don't know. It sounds wrong when you use the plural.”
Jean Arthur - Vicky Lowndes
Harry Davenport - George

“- Henry Lowndes: If you call her a widow, that proves that even you thought you were dead.
- Bill Cardew: I'll show you how dead I am.”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“- Henry Lowndes: Are you stupid enough to believe that I'd leave you here with my wife?
- Bill Cardew: Your wife?
- Henry Lowndes: Or anybody's wife?”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“What am I going to do? I have two husbands!”
Jean Arthur - Vicky Lowndes

“He's everything a woman loves: handsome, reckless, unreliable, athletic, selfish.”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes

- Bill Cardew: My best man... offering a toast. "To Bill" he says "the one man in the world I'd gladly die for".
- Henry Lowndes: Did I say that?
- Bill Cardew: I'm ready. Let's see you gladly die.

Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew
Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes

“Since you men haven't reached a decision, the only proper thing for me to do is to put both my husbands in the guest room!”

Jean Arthur - Vicky Lowndes

“I'm out of your life. Drowned. Forgotten. You found a new love. That makes me an unwanted corpse at a party. I'll go.”

Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“Why isn't there a law in this state to protect women from vultures like you?”

Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew