“Townies” quotes
(1999)
Title Townies
Year 1999
Director Wayne Alan Harold
Genre Comedy, Horror
Year 1999
Director Wayne Alan Harold
Genre Comedy, Horror
All actors – P. Craig Russell, Lori Scarlett, Jeremy Maes, Jay Geldhof, Michelle Sibits, Toby Radloff, Sean Wolf, Phil Schmeidel, Shannon McNamara, Lauren Monaco, Shane Koltnow, Traci Marks
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“Why don't you go down to the grocery store and sit in the dairy section? That way everyone will know you are the head cheese!”
“You're interrupting my reading enjoyment! I'm going elsewhere!”
“Stay the fuck away from the girl, or else I'll beat you with my nut sack!”
“I wanna do it with ya, Connie! I wanna do it with ya bad!”
“Beer makes you drunk. I drank beer once, with my friend Connie. I fell down and scraped my knee.”
“You're the most beautiful girlfriend I've ever had. Actually, you're the only girlfriend I've ever had.”
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