“Toy Soldiers” quotes

(1991)
Movie Toy Soldiers
Title Toy Soldiers
Year 1991
Director Daniel Petrie Jr.
Genre Drama, Thriller, Action
Plot – The students of a military school live under the strict rules of life barracks. A group of Colombian terrorists takes hostage the young soldiers by mistake.
All actors – Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, Keith Coogan, Andrew Divoff, R. Lee Ermey, Mason Adams, Denholm Elliott, Louis Gossett Jr., George Perez, T.E. Russell, Shawn Phelan, Michael Champion
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  • “If we expelled you that would make four prep schools in four years. Are you trying for the Guinness Book of Records?”

    Louis Gossett Jr. - Dean Parker
    [Tag:layoff, school]
  • - William "Billy" Tepper: Come on man, get up. We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school.
    - Joseph "Joey" Trotta: You were born looking like a douche bag.

    Sean Astin - Billy Tepper
    Wil Wheaton - Joey Trotta
    [Tag:awkwardness]
  • “Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans.”
    Sean Astin - Billy Tepper
    [Tag:school, terrorism]
  • “It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.”
    George Perez - Ricardo Montoya
    [Tag:rules, stink]
  • - William "Billy" Tepper: They're going to shoot five kids if I don't go back.
    - Military Officer: They're going to shoot you if you do go back.

    Sean Astin - Billy Tepper
    [Tag:choice, death, risk]
  • - William "Billy" Tepper: You're fuckin' morons. You know that, don't you? You're fuckin' morons.
    - Ricardo Montoya: That's why we hang with you, Billy.

    Sean Astin - Billy Tepper
    George Perez - Ricardo Montoya
  • - Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: The first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
    - Henry "Hank" Giles, III: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.

    Keith Coogan - Snuffy Bradberry
    T.E. Russell - Hank Giles
  • “- Dean Parker: They're going to hunt you down, you know that, don't you? They'll eventually find you and then they will kill you.
    - Luis Cali: You Americans always say that, but you never actually do it.”

    Louis Gossett Jr. - Dean Parker
    Andrew Divoff - Luis Cali
  • - Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen.
    - William "Billy" Tepper: That's right. That's it exactly.
    - Jonathan "Snuffy"... (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Keith Coogan - Snuffy Bradberry
    Sean Astin - Billy Tepper
    [Tag:planning, sarcasm]
  • - Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
    - Ricardo Montoya: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.

    Keith Coogan - Snuffy Bradberry
    George Perez - Ricardo Montoya
    [Tag:drugs, stink]
  • “This object I'm holding here is called... well, some of you may have seen one before, it's called a book. You may have seen one on television.”
    Denholm Elliott - Headmaster
  • - Jennifer: You sound very sexy, Steve. I like long, blond hair on a black man. I've also got long, blond hair. I'm not black, but I'm very, very tan. I'm wearing black lace bra and panties that feel really hot against my skin. Would you like me to take my bra off?
    - William "Billy" Tepper: Yes. yes, please.

    Tracy Brooks Swope - Jennifer
    Sean Astin - Billy Tepper
  • - Luis Cali: We're letting you go.
    - Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Why?
    - Luis Cali: Because we respect your father.
    - Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Fuck my father and fuck you too. I'm not going anywhere without my friends.

    Andrew Divoff - Luis Cali
    Wil Wheaton - Joey Trotta
  • - Henry "Hank" Giles, III: What's the deal, Billy? Are you trying to tell me my breath stinks?
    - William "Billy" Tepper: I wasn't saying your breath stinks. Why do you take everything so personally? Damn, Hank.

    T.E. Russell - Hank Giles
    Sean Astin - Billy Tepper
    [Tag:stink, touchiness]
  • “I'm not going to expel you. Three schools have done that and it's obviously done nothing for your character... I'm going to do much worse. I am going to keep you here until you graduate. It'll probably take years at this rate.”

    Louis Gossett Jr. - Dean Parker
  • - Luis Cali: What does your father do, William?
    - William "Billy" Tepper: He's a contractor.
    - Luis Cali: According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world.
    - William "Billy" Tepper: Yeah, he's a contractor.

    Andrew Divoff - Luis Cali
    Sean Astin - Billy Tepper
    [Tag:business, father, job]
  • - Joseph "Joey" Trotta: We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.
    - Henry "Hank" Giles, III: Do we have a choice?
    - Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Yes.
    - Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.

    Wil Wheaton - Joey Trotta
    T.E. Russell - Hank Giles
    Keith Coogan - Snuffy Bradberry
  • - Henry "Hank" Giles, III: We managed to stay together anyways.
    - Ricardo Montoya: Yeah, that's my ambition in life - to die with you guys.

    T.E. Russell - Hank Giles
    George Perez - Ricardo Montoya
  • - Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Billy, he's got a fucking machine gun. With a fucking machine gun we can shred these fuckers.
    - Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: You know, this machine gun stuff must run in Mafia families.

    Wil Wheaton - Joey Trotta
    Keith Coogan - Snuffy Bradberry
    [Tag:danger, mafia, weapons]
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