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“Trojan War” quotes
(1997)
Title Trojan War
Year 1997
Director
George Huang
Genre
Comedy
All actors – Will Friedle, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Marley Shelton, Danny Masterson, Jason Marsden, Eric Balfour, Jennie Kwan, Charlotte Ayanna, Lee Majors, John Finn, Wendie Malick, Christine Deaver
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“- Brad Kimble: I'm short of money. Um. Uh. Ok. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things, these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?
- Cashier: $4.75.
- Brad Kimble: Damn it!”
“I'm vacating this switchlized adolescent display of hedenistic amorality.”
“You know what love is backwards? It's e-v-o-l. Evil! Pure evil! Granted it's spelled differently, but it's the same thing.”
“- Leah Jones: Is it just you three, or is your entire gender mentally deficient?
- Josh: It's pretty much all of us.”
“We have been friends since like sperm.”