“Tromeo and Juliet” quotes

“We're supposed to be normal people living normal lives. Working nine to five, going to church on Sundays: normal. Maiming, murdering, crippling park animals: abnormal.”
Stephen Blackehart - Benny Que

“A word with me? How about a word for me? Or better yet, how about a word for you? Let's see, a word for Tyrone Capulet. Boofball. Dickbag. Peon. Freak. Cocksucker. Shithead, ratcatcher, geek. Loser, anus, fruitcake, lunk, fiddlefucker, dweeb, feeb. Cunt. Assfuck; ah, that one's close to the mark. How 'bout guinea, schmuck, or pussyfart?”

Valentine Miele - Murray Martini

“No, your grace, I did not know they were topless dancers. Well, they certainly helped raise a lot of money for the church.”
Flip Brown - Father Lawrence

“- Juliet Capulet: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- Tromeo Que: Yeah, it totally sucks.”
Jane Jensen - Juliet Capulet
Will Keenan - Tromeo Que

“Two households, different as dried plums and pears in fair Manhattan, where we lay our scene.”
Lemmy - The Narrator