“Twice Upon a Time” quotes

“Happy as rats they are. They tap dance not, neither do they fart.”

Hamilton Camp - Greensleeves

“- The Fairy Godmother: You have a resume, perhaps I could check something out?
- Rod Rescueman: Yeah I do, right here. It's a blank piece of paper but it is notarized and it's legal signed.”
Judith Kahan - The Fairy Godmother
James Cranna - Rod Rescueman

“- Flora: Uncle Greenie, where are you?
- Greensleeves: Under the door, ya twit!
- Rod Rescueman: That's a pretty stupid place to be when people are knocking doors down!”
Julie Payne - Flora Fauna
Hamilton Camp - Greensleeves
James Cranna - Rod Rescueman

“- Rod Rescueman: I'm a super hero!
- The Fairy Godmother: You're kidding
- Rod Rescueman: I'm actually not a full fledged one, I'm on my learner's permit but that's almost as good.”
James Cranna - Rod Rescueman
Judith Kahan - The Fairy Godmother

“Call me F.G.M. I hate excess verbiage.”
Judith Kahan - The Fairy Godmother

- Botch: They love to be friendly except they rush around so much, they don't have the time to be friendly.
- Ralph: The "what" don't they?
- Botch: The time. They have clocks and watches on their wrists which tell them the time they don't have because they are always rushing.
Marshall Efron - Synonamess Botch
Lorenzo Music - Ralph, the All-Purpose Animal

“- The Fairy Godmother: Who are you?
- Rod Rescueman: My name is Rod Rescueman.
- The Fairy Godmother: And what do I learn from that?
- Rod Rescueman: My name.”
Judith Kahan - The Fairy Godmother
James Cranna - Rod Rescueman

“I'm through with nightmare scripts! I'm starting to work on The Great Amurkian Novel! Pulitzer Prize, here I come!”
James Cranna - Scuzzbopper