“Two if by Sea” quotes

“- Local Cop: O'Malley?
- FBI Agent O'Malley: Is there a problem?
- Local Cop: No. I just thought you'd be more... More...
- FBI Agent O'Malley: More Irish?
- Local Cop: Yeah.
- FBI Agent O'Malley: Top o' the fuckin' mornin' to ya!”

Chris Benson - Local Cop
Yaphet Kotto - FBI Agent O'Malley

“- Roz: Did you steal this from the house?
- Frank: No.
- Roz: ...Honey?
- Frank: Yes.”
Sandra Bullock - Roz
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

“- Roz: Oh, these are so cute!
- Frank: Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.”

Sandra Bullock - Roz
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

“- Frank: What are you looking for, a key?
- Roz: No, I'm lookin' for your brain.”
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien
Sandra Bullock - Roz

“These are cops. They're like garbage men with guns.”
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

“People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.”
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

“Girls like muscles. They like muscles and romantic dinners.”
Jonathan Tucker - Todd