“Two of a Kind” quotes

“- Terri: Why did you get fired this time?
- Debbie: Oh, they say I flirted with a bank robber.
- Terri: What?”
Toni Kalem - Terri
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Debbie

“- Debbie: We'll end up making love.
- Zack: We won't do anything you don't want to do.
- Debbie: That's a bad line.
- Zack: It's not a line, I mean it.
- Debbie: You do?
- Zack: I think so.”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Debbie
John Travolta - Zack

“- Oscar: Boss, I think he's telling the truth.
- Zack: I am telling the truth.
- Stuart: Gag him.
- Oscar: You know, boss, I think he's telling the truth. Really I...
- Stuart: You do what I tell you! Now hold his mouth!”
Vincent Bufano - Oscar
John Travolta - Zack
Richard Bright - Stuart

- Oscar: Don'tcha think he'd be gone by now?
- Stuart: What, I pay you to think?
- Oscar: You know boss, I too have feelings.
- Stuart: "I too have feelings"? What are you doing, going to college now?
Vincent Bufano - Oscar
Richard Bright - Stuart