“Undercover Brother” quotes
(2002)Plot – Anton Jackson is an apparently harmless man, but actually he is a secret agent, who infiltrates in a black people’s association, called ‘Brotherhood’. Their aim is to protect their ethnic group from the white people’s power. When their worst enemy, ‘The Man’, tries to ruin their campaign, Anton - ‘The Clandestine Brother’ - and his secret agents go into action.
All actors – Eddie Griffin, Chris Kattan, Denise Richards, Aunjanue Ellis, Dave Chappelle, Chi McBride, Neil Patrick Harris, Gary Anthony Williams, Billy Dee Williams, Jack Noseworthy, Robert Trumbull, J.D. Hall
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It's time to unleash our secret weapon; I call it "Black-man's Kryptonite".
Let me tell you something about the word "good," brotha. Good is an ancient anglo-saxon word, go-od, meanin the absence of color. I.e. it's all good, which it is, or "Good Will Huntin", meanin, "I'm Huntin' Niggas!". So when you say "good morning", what you are telling me is "I'm gonna kill yo black ass, first thing in the mornin'!".
- Undercover Brother: Hi.
- Conspiracy Brother: "Hi"? What you mean "hi"? Like "high yellow wanna be white"? "High" like the white man wants to keep us? Wait, you don't smell any weed on me, do you?
- Undercover Brother: Brother, when you get a minute, could I get a list of the words that trigger these fits?“The conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?”
“Jesus Christ: black man. Babe Ruth: black man. Madonna:... slept with black men.”
“There are times for falling apart, and there are times for getting' funky. This is one of them, funky times. So what's it gonna be? You ready to play some funky music, white boy?”
“Whenever a black guy does well, starts wearing Dockers, buys a few Celine Dion records, and sleeps with a White chick, you automatically say he's sold out?”
“If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like mayonnaise!”
“Today is a great day for black people of all races.”
“- Undercover Brother: You know what they say, behind every great black man...
- Conspiracy Brother: is the police.”“I have stood on the sidelines of race relations long enough! I want to march down that field of oppression and kick that ball of bigotry right over the goalpost of intolerance!”
“The computer, another idea stolen from the black man.”
“- Lance: I feel black.
- Conspiracy Brother: But you look white... don't touch me!”“What do you think? Things don't just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly white people - make things happen!”
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