“Up the Creek” quotes

(1984)
Movie Up the Creek
Title Up the Creek
Year 1984
Director Robert Butler
Genre Comedy
Plot – Every year a famous raft race between American university teams takes place along the rapids of a river. It seems that it is finally "Leptomane" university's turn to win. The rector has sent the four worst slackers in the country to participate, offering them the degree of their choice if they win.
All actors – Tim Matheson, Jennifer Runyon, Stephen Furst, Dan Monahan, Sandy Helberg, Jeff East, Blaine Novak, James Sikking, John Hillerman, Mark Andrews, Will Bledsoe, Grant Wilson
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“Up the Creek” Quotes 4 quotes
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    “- Heather Merriweather: You wouldn't lie to me?
    - Bob McGraw: Of course I would lie to you, I'm a guy. But I'm not lying now.”
    Jennifer Runyon - Heather Merriweather
    Tim Matheson - Bob McGraw
    [Tag:lying, men]
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    “- Bob McGraw: Wanna fool around? Wanna get married? Want fellatio or what? If I'm being too forward, just tell me to back off.
    - Heather Merriweather: Um, how about a name first.”
    Tim Matheson - Bob McGraw
    Jennifer Runyon - Heather Merriweather
    [Tag:flirting, meeting]
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    “Let's just say I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower as a bus ran out of control and crashed into the medicine cabinet.”
    Tim Matheson - Bob McGraw
    [Tag:accident]
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    “I risked my life, and you give me Light Beer?”
    Stephen Furst - Gonzer
    [Tag:rescue, risk, wine and spirits]
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