“Vegas Vacation” quotes
(1997)
Title Vegas Vacation
Year 1997
Director Stephen Kessler
Genre Comedy, Family
Year 1997
Director Stephen Kessler
Genre Comedy, Family
Plot – Clark Wilhelm Griswold Jr. and his family decide to organize an unforgettable holiday in the capital of gambling, where they meet wacky characters. This is a vacation they won’t forget soon.
All actors – Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Ethan Embry, Marisol Nichols, Miriam Flynn, Shae D'lyn, Wayne Newton, Siegfried Fischbacher, Roy Horn, Wallace Shawn, Sid Caesar
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“Bet with the bank. Bet with the player. Nine is a natural.”
“- Rusty: Dad?
- Clark Griswold: In a minute Russ.
- Clark Griswold [talking to Cousin Eddie]: You see the promise of material possesions can often blind one to...
- Clark Griswold: [Rusty taps Clark on the arm] What is it, Russ?
- Rusty: Those four cars over there... they're mine.
- Clark Griswold: What do you mean they're... they're yours?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)“I'll have some of that there yella'... and don't you get cheap on me ya hear?”
“- Wayne Newton: Very special lady.
- Clark Griswold: That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.”“You're in food preservatives? What a gas.”
“I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!”
“Nice place for a pearl necklace.”
“Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.”
“- Clark Griswold: Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?
- Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job.”“- Pit Boss: No, uh, corrective lenses tonight?
- Rusty: No, I do not require them.”“Who knew, my sister has the legs of a thoroughbred? Am I right?”
“Have you ever swam with the dolphins? Them things are hard to catch!”
“- Hoover Dam Guide: Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
- Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?”“Isn't there legalized prostitution?”
“Oh My God! It's Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya.”
“Where the hell is the damn dam tour?”
“Pick a number? ! I'm great at that! Coin toss!! Eddie, these are my games!!”
“Clark, its not the way it looks. We were just having pasta.”
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