“Victor Victoria” quotes

(1982)
Movie Victor Victoria
Blake Edwards directed this movie in 1982
Title Victor Victoria
Year 1982
Director Blake Edwards
Genre Comedy, Musical, Romance, Music
Plot – In Paris in 1934, poor artist Victoria meets Toddy, a stand-up comedian who has been fired because of a scuffle. Toddy and Victoria decide to create a popular character who is going to upset the nightclubs’ scene in Paris. That is how Victoria becomes Victor, an effeminate Polish noble who has dancing and singing skills. Among his fans, a businessman from Chicago, Kind Marchand, is suspicious and hires a private detective to discover if Victor is actually a man or a woman.
All actors – Julie Andrews, James Garner, Robert Preston, Lesley Ann Warren, Alex Karras, John Rhys-Davies, Graham Stark, Peter Arne, Herb Tanney, Michael Robbins, Norman Chancer, David Gant
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  • - Victoria Grant: Nana Lanu, who's she?
    - Carole "Toddy" Todd: The last woman I slept with.
    - Victoria Grant: When was that?
    - Carole "Toddy" Todd: The night before the morning I decided to become a homosexual.

    Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
    Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd
  • “Don't get me wrong... I never have with you! Faked it, I mean. With you it's like... pow, pow, pow, like the fourth of July, every time!”

    Lesley Ann Warren - Norma Cassady
    [Tag:orgasm]
  • “- King Marchand: You were all-American! I never saw a rougher, tougher, meaner, sonofabitch football player in all my life.
    - 'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, if you didn't want the guys to call you queer, you became a rough tough sonofabitchin' football player.”

    James Garner - King Marchand
    Alex Karras - Squash' Bernstein
  • “- 'Squash' Bernstein: In one fell swoop you've changed my whole life.
    - King Marchand: It wasn't that kind of swoop.
    - 'Squash' Bernstein: Listen, if a guy like you can have the guts to admit that he's gay, then so can I. You've made me very happy!”

    Alex Karras - Squash' Bernstein
    James Garner - King Marchand
  • “- King Marchand: Stick around, I might want to play some golf.
    - 'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, it's snowing outside!
    - King Marchand: We'll use red balls.”

    James Garner - King Marchand
    Alex Karras - Squash' Bernstein
    [Tag:snow, sport]
  • - Victoria Grant: How long have you been a homosexual?
    - Carole "Toddy" Todd: How long have you been a soprano?
    - Victoria Grant: Since I was 12.
    - Carole "Toddy" Todd: I was a late bloomer.

    Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
    Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd
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