“Wacko” quotes

“- Prom Chaperone: I can't allow you to leave. You're either going out for drugs or drink. It's against the rules.
- Rosie: It's okay. We're just having some kinky sex.
- Prom Chaperone: Oh, alright.”
Laurie B. McCormick - Prom Chaperone
Michele Tobin - Rosie

"It's Halloween, it's prom night, there's a psycho loose, so don't open the door, don't answer the phone, don't look in the attic, don't go to the bathroom, don't go into the ocean, and don't go into space 'cause no one can hear you scream. Signed, a friend".

Stella Stevens - Mrs. Doctor Graves

“- Dick Harbinger: It's about your daughter.
- Mrs. Doctor Graves: What about her?
- Dick Harbinger: I don't know how to tell you this, so I'll have to be blunt. Pam's been murdered. And the other daughter, Mary, she saw the whole thing. She's bound to be screwed up by the terrible images she must carry with her for the rest of her life.”
Joe Don Baker - Dick Harbinger
Stella Stevens - Mrs. Doctor Graves

“A man can only take so much shit, before he has to start throwing some of it back.”
Joe Don Baker - Dick Harbinger

“- Mrs. Doctor Graves: Poor Daddy's been under such a strain recently.
- Mary Graves: If you ask me, he's acting like he just killed someone.
- Mrs. Doctor Graves: Mary! Your father's a doctor... He kills people every day.”
Stella Stevens - Mrs. Doctor Graves
Julia Duffy - Mary Graves

“One very serious point: lawnmowers do not kill people. People kill people.”

George Kennedy - Mr. Doctor Graves