“Wagons East” quotes
(1994)
Title Wagons East
Year 1994
Director Peter Markle
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Western
Year 1994
Director Peter Markle
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Western
Plot – Prosperity town inhabitants move to the east to find happiness. Harlow leads the caravan but he doesn't have the sense of direction, so the caravan takes the wrong road and meets some bandits.
All actors – Joe Bays, Abraham Benrubi, Jill Boyd, John Candy, Douglas Carlson, Melinda Culea, Ryan Cutrona, Bud Davis, Billy Daydoge, Thomas F. Duffy, David Dunard, Steve Eastin
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“- River Townsman: Ma'am, you people are crazy!
- Belle: Crazy? What do you mean, crazy? Because we risked out lives crossing a river instead of staying on the other side? Because we have faith in ourselves? Because we believe in wagonmaster who gave us the courage and the confidence to do things we never thought we could have done?
- River...” (continue)(continue reading)“I was a field surgeon during the war. We'd work long hours. We'd eat while we operated. One time, there's this young soldier I was trying to save, he took a cannonball in the stomach. After 18 hours of surgery, I did it. Never felt better in my life. Until, just like that, the patient dies. Turns out I left half a bologna sandwich in his lung.”
“- Phil Taylor: Let's just give up. Let's get out of here. Let's get ourselves a wagon master and go home. Let's go east. What do you say?
- Cattle Rustler: I say you're a bunch of gutless lily-livered, yellow-belly eastern sissies. All you've done since you got here was whine and complain. Now why don't you go back and leave the west to the real...” (continue)(continue reading)
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