“Walk Of Shame” quotes

“- Denise: He is lying to us, there is no subway in Los Angeles.
- Gordon: Yes, there is!
- Denise: Where? How come I've never seen it?
- Gordon: It's underground.”
Sarah Wright - Denise
James Marsden - Gordon

“No, I'm not a hipster. I can't grow a convincing enough beard.”
James Marsden - Gordon

“- Kyle: Are you in a crack house?
- Meghan: Yes! That's what I've been trying to tell you!”
Oliver Hudson - Kyle
Jan Struther - Meghan

“- Meghan: What does a post-modern romantic writer do all day?
- Gordon: Find beauty and praise it.
- Meghan: That's like the opposite of what I do.”
Jan Struther - Meghan
James Marsden - Gordon

“- Rose: I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
- Meghan: I don't know, I don't do that with penises.”
Gillian Jacobs - Rose
Jan Struther - Meghan

“- Hulk: Pookie, what you smoking on?
- Pookie: Weed laced with embalming fluid. It's pretty good.”
Da'Vone McDonald - Hulk
Alphonso McAuley - Pookie

“- Meghan: I'm not sucking dick for crack.
- Hulk: What you're sucking dick for then?
- Meghan: Nothing!”
Elizabeth Banks - Meghan