“Weird Science” quotes

“- Lisa: You okay?
- Gary Wallace: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!”

Kelly LeBrock - Lisa
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?”
Bill Paxton - Chet Donnelly

“I can be a real serious bitch if I don't get what I want.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lisa

“We can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Wyatt Donnelly: But it's not so bad. We can hear the music.
- Gary Wallace: [sarcastically] We can hear the music, that's great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food!”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Wyatt Donnelly: Gary, where the hell do you get that thing?
- Gary Wallace: It's a squirt gun, man.
[suddenly, there's a loud bang and a chandelier crashes to the ground. Both Gary Wallace and Wyatt Donnelly look terrified]”
Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

- Dino: Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?
- Lisa: It's purely sexual.
- Dino: No shit.
- Gary Wallace: She's into malakas, Dino!
- Dino: "She's into malakas!" Do you believe that?
John Kapelos - Dino
Kelly LeBrock - Lisa
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Wyatt: Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
- Gary Wallace: [hesitates] Ceremonial.”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Wyatt Donnelly: We're in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal.
- Gary Wallace: We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Wyatt Donnelly: Yeah, you can go in peace.
- Gary Wallace: Or you can stay and die. The choice is yours.”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Gary Wallace: We'll throw a huge party. I mean huge party! Everybody's invited. Women everywhere. All these girls, they're all there. Naked bodies everywhere. They all know my name.
- Wyatt Donnelly: Gary, Gary.
- Gary Wallace: What?
- Wyatt Donnelly: Nobody likes us. Nobody.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace
Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly

“- Lisa: Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
- Lucy Wallace: Oh Garry! Oh my God!
- Gary Wallace: Ma, I never tossed off to anything!
- Lucy Wallace: You told me you were combing your hair!
- Gary Wallace: I was! I was!”
Kelly LeBrock - Lisa
Barbara Lang - Lucy Wallace
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Gary Wallace: Where'd your parents go anyway?
- Wyatt Donnelly: Cincinnati. They're meeting the guy my sister wants to marry.
- Gary Wallace: Chloe? Who the hell would want to marry Chloe?
- Wyatt Donnelly: He's studying to be a vet.
[he grimaces slightly, wondering if that has anything to do with it]”
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace
Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly

“You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lisa

“If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lisa