“Wet Hot American Summer” quotes
(2001)
Title Wet Hot American Summer
Year 2001
Director David Wain
Genre Comedy, Romance
Year 2001
Director David Wain
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – The holidays at Camp Firewood are about to end. Beth, the manager, tries to organize everything for the final show, but she falls in love with the astrophysics teacher. The scientist is in turn busy in saving the camp from a falling meteorite. What's more, the guys have to face some other problems like loving triangles, young misfits and speaking fruit jars.
All actors – Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce, Michael Showalter, Marguerite Moreau, Paul Rudd, Zak Orth, Christopher Meloni, A.D. Miles, Molly Shannon, Gideon Jacobs, Ken Marino, Joe Lo Truglio
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“- Coop: I want you inside me.
- Katie: What did you say?
- Coop: Oh hey... from before..”“Before we start I'd just like to say that the campers you're about to see suck dick...nevertheless...please.....welcome them.”
“- Gene: Now, we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour; do you know where the powder packets are?
- Gary: [irritated] Yeah.
- Gene: In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream... Uh, wait, forget that last part.
- Gary: Did you say dick cream?
- Gene: No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know, stick...” (continue)(continue reading)“Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me.”
“- Victor: I'm a virgin.
- Neil: Wh - you're joking, right, dude? I mean, you're a stallion, man, you've had like fifty or sixty women, so it's, you know, it's like...
- Victor: Actually it's closer to... zero.
- Neil: Oh my god, oh my god. You are a loser! You are a loser! No!
- Neil: You're such a loser. ”“Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard, I am recently a crowned class B dungeon master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Professor Neuman: You see, this is us, and we're travelling around the sun-- that's a one-point-three million mile trip, every year! You might say that each and every one of us is a crewmember here on 'spaceship earth'.
- Kid: When would we say that?
- Professor Neuman: Anytime... dinner... literally anytime.”
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