“What Planet Are You From?” quotes
(2000)
Mike Nichols
directed this movie
in 2000
Title What Planet Are You From?
Year 2000
Director Mike Nichols
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy
Year 2000
Director Mike Nichols
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy
All actors – Garry Shandling, Annette Bening, John Goodman, Greg Kinnear, Ben Kingsley, Judy Greer, Danny Zorn, Harmony Smith, Richard Jenkins, Linda Fiorentino, Caroline Aaron, Nora Dunn, Cricky Long, Camryn Manheim, Ann Cusack, Jane Lynch, Richard Minchenberg, Drinda Lalumia, J.C. MacKenzie, Willie Garson, Marjorie Lovett, Bil Dwyer, Cathy Ladman, Alexander Lyras, Anastasia Sakelaris, Jane Morris, Michael Dempsey, Stacey Travis, Walter Addison, Brian Markinson, Octavia Spencer, Ana Mercedes, Samantha Smith, Tom Dahlgren, Tammy Tavares, Wade Williams, Phill Lewis, Minerva García, Jack Sydow, Rick Hoffman, Tom Dorfmeister, Neil A. Machlis, Mitchell Greenberg, Mike Gottfried, Jerry Punch, David C. Fisher, Nadine Jackson, Gunner O'Moore, Jason Wozny, Erik Adams, Michael Jason Allen, Tori Bridges, Tasha Dixon, Janeane Garofalo, Phil Hawn, Bob Huff, Elaine Huff, Leah Jediny, Carl Kocis, George M. Kostuch, Mário Lara, Apryl Lauren, Daren Palacio, Jose Rosete, Cheryl Schmidt, Edward Schofield, Sarah Silverman, Tiffany Taylor, Glenn Troncali, Gene Wolande
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“The Earth woman's reproductive organs are located here. The access port is here. Insertion in any other access port will not result in pregnancy. To get the woman in a receptive mood for insertion, compliment her on these areas. [hair, eyes, breasts, buttocks, legs] She will also enjoy being told that she smells nice, and that her footwear is...” (continue)(continue reading)
“We've been screwing for 21 hours non-stop.”
“I always had a feeling that healing-any-injury thing was bullshit.”
“You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.”
“My mission is to get to know myself so that I can actually end up focusing less on myself, and more on others.”
“Susan, when I married you the first time I only did it to get in your pants. Now I'm doing it because I want to spend the rest of my life getting into your pants.”
“At the far reaches of the Universe lies a planet of men who have advanced technologically beyond the realm of human comprehension. This is no breeding - they are a product of cloning, and their reproductive organs have shrunk and disappeared. All emotions have been bred out of this race and each succeeding generation has become more ambitious...” (continue)(continue reading)
“I have $7.35. I'd like to put some of it in a T-bill, some of it into the stock market - and the rest I'd just like to save for a rainy day.”
“- Helen Gordon: You're making a noise.
- Harold Anderson: That's my penis. It hums.
- Helen Gordon: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.”“- Flight Attendant: There was this strange humming sound coming from his pants.
- Roland Jones: From the front or the back?”“You're marrying a woman you've never had sex with? Are you insane? Didn't you see 'The Crying Game'? You think she's got the goods under her skirt, you lift it up, it's Oscar Mayer time!”
“This planet is 4 solar systems from our own, across the Sea of Bel, at a fixed position of 13-6-90 on sub-center grid 10. It is a solid rich mass, with a dense core of magnetic metallic liquid. The atmosphere is composed of nitrogen, oxygen, and carbon, in amounts 78, 21, and 1% by volume. This is our target. This is Earth. And this is where one...” (continue)(continue reading)
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