“White Chicks” quotes
(2004)
Title White Chicks
Year 2004
Director Keenen Ivory Wayans
Genre Crime, Comedy
Year 2004
Director Keenen Ivory Wayans
Genre Crime, Comedy
Plot – Two young police officers, Marcus and Kevin, become FBI agents despite a lot of professional failures. Their personal lives aren't going very well too: Kevin is a single man who desires a happy marriage, but he dedicates himself only to chance meetings. Marcus' marriage is difficult indeed as his wife is very jealous and she calls him on the phone every moment. Their lives seem to fall apart when a bizarre mission gives them the right boost to win back confidence in themselves: they have to dress up like women to investigate high society people.
All actors – Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Jaime King, Frankie Faison, Lochlyn Munro, John Heard, Busy Philipps, Terry Crews, Brittany Daniel, Eddie Velez, Jessica Cauffiel, Maitland Ward, Anne Dudek, Rochelle Aytes, Jennifer Carpenter, Faune A. Chambers, John Reardon, Steven Grayhm, Drew Sidora, Casey Lee, Heather McDonald, Kevin Blatch, Taras Kostyuk, Zoltan Barabas, Brad Loree, Paul Lazenby, David Lewis, Ben Nemtin, Suzy Joachim, Kerbie O'Neill, Shannon Dagg, Jennifer Berry, Patrick Baynham, Kristi Angus, Marshall Virtue, John Moore, Fraser Aitcheson, James Michalopolous, Ricardo Scarabelli, Liam Ranger, Zack Nicholson, Luciana Carro, Michael Gordin Shore, Lillianne Lee, Melissa Panton, Kathryn Schellenberg, Heather Robertson, Joanne Pesusich, Jennifer Oleksiuk, David Manske, Charlie, Amy Bohaker, Artine Brown, Mike Cook, Holly Eglington, Ryan Hesp, Paul Hooson, Evangeline Lilly, Valerie Murphy, Matt Reimer, Shaina Tianne Unger, Mike Vardy, Launey Walter, Stephanie Marie Watkins, Todd Whalen
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“Triple T. K. A., time to totally kick ass!”
“Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy.”
Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay?
“Hasta la vista Schwarzenegro.”
Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
“My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.”
“I am so... frickin'... pissed!”
“- Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
- Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
- Tori: The Bald Eagle.
- Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
- Lisa: The Landing Strip.
- Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.”“- Kevin Copeland: I'm gonna have a BF!
- Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, she's gonna have a bitch fit!”“Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.”
“- Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
- Marcus Copeland: You, are in big trouble!
- Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.”“Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!”
“Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!”
“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered.”
- Purse Snatcher: Jesus, lady! All this for just a hand bag?
- Kevin Copeland: It's not "just" a hand bag. It's Prada!Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!".
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