“Who Is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe?” quotes

“You do not suddenly kill someone you have spent years hating. You have too big an investment in such a person.”
Gigi Proietti - Ravello

“Cut down? I am what I am precisely because I've eaten my way to the top! I'm a work of art, created by the finest chefs in the world. Every fold is a brush stroke! Every crease a sonnet! Every chin a concerto! In short doctor darling, in my present form, I'm a masterpiece!”

Robert Morley - Max

“- Dr. Deere: Maximilian, how very good of you to be so punctual!
- Max: The name is Vandeveer. I don't wish to be on first name terms with anyone who's had their fingers up my rectum.”
John Le Mesurier - Dr. Deere
Robert Morley - Max

“In Italy, finding someone you can really hate is as important as finding someone to love.”
Gigi Proietti - Ravello

“- Robby Ross: Come on, Nat, you don't consider a roll in the hay with your secretary adultery?
- Natasha: What do you call it, shorthand?”
George Segal - Robby Ross
Jacqueline Bisset - Natasha