“Willy McBean and His Magic Machine” quotes

“- Professor Von Rotten: If there's one thing I hate, it's sentimental women.
- Cleopatra: Personally, I don't care very much for you either.
- Professor Von Rotten: I hate unsentimental women too, and small children and dogs and flowers and sometimes I even hate myself!”
Larry D. Mann - Professor Von Rotten

“- Willy McBean: Professor, I'll make a bargain with you.
- Professor Von Rotten: Rasputin Von Rotten never bargains with mere boys and thieving animals. Never! ...What's your proposition?”
Billie Mae Richards - Willy McBean
Larry D. Mann - Professor Von Rotten

“- Professor Von Rotten: Help! Anybody, help!
- Pablo the Monkey: Señor Professor, you call... anybody?
- Professor Von Rotten: Anybody but you!”

Larry D. Mann - Professor Von Rotten
Paul Soles - Pablo the Monkey