“Without A Paddle” quotes
(2004)
Title Without A Paddle
Original title Without a Paddle
Year 2004
Director Steven Brill
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Mystery
Original title Without a Paddle
Year 2004
Director Steven Brill
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Mystery
Plot – For Tom, Jerry and Dan, looking for a hidden treasure in the wilds of Oregon starts out as an adventurous canoe trip down the Columbia River, but quickly turns into an almost tragic experience. Among freaks of nature and evil persecutors, the three young friends must do whatever it takes to reach home safe and sound.
All actors – Matthew Price, Andrew Hampton, Jarred Rumbold, Carl Snell, Antony Starr, Dax Shepard, Matthew Lillard, Seth Green, Nadine Bernecker, Danielle Cormack, David Stott, Bonnie Somerville
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“You can lose your money. You can spend all of it, and if you work hard, you get it all back. But if you waste your time, you're never gonna get it back.”
“- Dan Mott: Where are we?
- Jerry Conlaine: Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth.”“- Jerry Conlaine: Well I was a boy scout. Tom, you were a boy scout, weren't you?
- Tom Marshall: No, but I ate a brownie once.”“[doing his best c3p0 voice] We are in serious trouble my friends. All data points to us being... how do you human's say it? Completely screwed.”
“- Jerry Conlaine: I about shit. Did you about shit?
- Tom Marshall: I about shit.
- Dan Mott: I did shit.”“- Dan Mott: What are you doing?
- Jerry Conlaine: Taking off my shoes.
- Dan Mott: Why?
- Jerry Conlaine: Because I run faster with no shoes.
- Dan Mott: You can't out-run that bear!
- Jerry Conlaine: I don’t have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!”“- Tom Marshall: So you're saying you lost the map? You don't have it?
- Jerry Conlaine: No, I'm saying I forgot to hold on to it while my ass was free-falling over a 100 foot waterfall.
- Tom Marshall: So you don't have it?”
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