“You Don't Mess With The Zohan” quotes

(2008)
Movie You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Dennis Dugan directed this movie in 2008
Title You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Original title You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Year 2008
Director Dennis Dugan
Genre Comedy, Action
All actors – Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan, Ido Mosseri, Rob Schneider, Dave Matthews, Michael Buffer, Charlotte Rae, Sayed Badreya, Daoud Heidami, Kevin Nealon, Robert Smigel, Dina Doron, Shelley Berman, Chris Rock, Mariah Carey, John McEnroe, George Takei, Bruce Vilanch, John Paul DeJoria, Alec Mapa, Ahmed Ahmed, Ben Wise, John Farley, Yossi Marshek, Guri Weinberg, Danny A. Abeckaser, Ido Ezra, Mousa Kraish, Roni Levy, Reuven Bar-Yotam, Barry Livingston, Rick Gifford, Daniel Browning Smith, Tyler Spindel, Julia Lea Wolov, Dana Goodman, Todd Holland, Kevin Grady, Bobby Tisdale, Herzl Tobey, Ori Pfeffer, Alex Luria, Guy Oseary, Yinon Sapir, Donna Feldman, Yamit Sol, Naama Nativ, Dennis Dugan, Gerry Del Sol, Shulie Cowen, Maysoon Zayid, Helen Siff, Betty Murphy, Cynthia Frost, Anna Berger, Susan Grace, Bunny Levine, Norma Michaels, Marjorie Loomis, Carol Schlanger, Edith S. Wolfrey, Phoebe Dorin, Lina So, Eloise DeJoria, Vanessa Long, Donielle Artese, Adria Tennor, Blake Bertrand, Sidney Ganis, Laurie Meghan Phelps, Kenneth Greenaway, Constance Barron, Kristen Lowman, Penelope Windust, Kathleen Noone, Christopher Innvar, Ray Garvey, Barbara Ann Davison, Eric Lamonsoff, Conner Wiles, Jennifer De Minco, Nicole Bennett, Edmund Lyndeck, Lily Javaherpour, Kristina Haddad, Larry Marko, Anne Marie Howard, Veerta Motiani, Billy Concha, Marco Khan, Sam Sagheb, Latif Marotti, Christian Reeve, Aesop Aquarian, Michelle Arenal, Jordan Ashbrook, Moran Atias, Ashley Ausburn, Barbara Jean Barrielle, Mike Basone, Mike Batayeh, Robert Benny, Bart Blackburn, Guile Branco, Lamar Brown, Melanie Bulujian, Monica Cabral, Kevin Cannon, Ella Christopher-Pantoliano, Nick Clark, Cheryl Cosenza, Rossie Cottrell, John Dardenne, Joseph DeLuca, Kevin Van Doorslaer, Kendall Draughn, John Duerler, Marshall Factora, Eric Feliciano, Ian Fisher, Elaine Anne Furst, Maite Garcia, Leslie Garza, Jessica Mei Gershen, Nikki Giavasis, Ronald E. Giles, Sharlene Grover, Sepideh Haftgoli, Zahra Heydari, Seth Howard, Kevin James, Paul Jeans, Dave Johnson, Todd Justin, Sam Kalidi, Sona Karia, Rock Kohli, Mark Kubr, Timothy Dean Lee, Paula Lemes, Bernadette Lords, Anthony Martins, Roni Meron, Nicole Montano, Rachel Mower, Rachael Murphy, Bibiana Navas, Christina Neferis, Hash Patel, Dianne Perry, Klavdia Ramnareine, Deborah Rombaut, Rob Shapiro, Terrie Snell, Chris Spinelli, Arne Starr, Riley Thomas Stewart, Sarah Stringer, Christa Texeira, Keana Texeira, Seth Texeira, Sophie Texeira, Ryan Phillip Thomas, Naeem Uzimann, Dave Vij, Holly Weber, Molly Weiner, Joe Van Wie, Henry Winkler, Mark Winn, Saye Yabandeh, Julius Zagon, David Zahedian, Maria Zambrana
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  • “- Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb... and puppies!
    - Zohan: No!
    - James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!”

    Emmanuelle Chriqui - Dalia
    Adam Sandler - Zohan
    Dave Matthews - James
  • “- Michael: What are you? Bionic?
    - Zohan: No, no, no, no, no, I only like the girls... thanks anyways.”

    Nick Swardson - Michael
    Adam Sandler - Zohan
  • “- Gail: Well Australia, it must be really nice there since they got rid of the apartheid.
    - Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much cooler.”

    Lainie Kazan - Gail
    Adam Sandler - Zohan
    [Tag:weather]
  • “- Michael: Well, tonight's our night for the Community Nightwatch.
    - Zohan: The Communism tight crotch? What?”

    Nick Swardson - Michael
    Adam Sandler - Zohan
  • “You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this. [the kid bursts into a flood of...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Adam Sandler - Zohan
  • “- Aharon: You ever cut a sister's hair before?
    - African American Salon Owner: Yes, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa, the whole family. I'm good at this.”

    Guri Weinberg - Aharon
    Donielle Artese - African American Salon Owner
    [Tag:hair]
  • “- Nasi: People don't like us.
    - Oori: Come it's not easy for us. People don't like us too.
    - Hamdi: Why?
    - Oori: Because they think we're you.”

    Daoud Heidami - Nasi
    Ido Mosseri - Oori
    Sayed Badreya - Hamdi
    [Tag:racism]
  • “You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.”
    Shelley Berman - Zohan's Father
    [Tag:art, terrorism]
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