“Zorro, the Gay Blade” quotes
(1981)
Title Zorro, the Gay Blade
Original title Zorro: The Gay Blade
Year 1981
Director Peter Medak
Genre Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Western, Action
Original title Zorro: The Gay Blade
Year 1981
Director Peter Medak
Genre Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Western, Action
Plot – Diego de la Vega, a wealthy spineless, inherits a coffin containing Zorro's costume. He uses it successfully but the arrival of a forgotten cousin, who's a skilled swordsman and acts as a second Zorro, makes his ventures even much easier, until the Mayor decides to put a bounty on the masked hero.
All actors – George Hamilton, Lauren Hutton, Brenda Vaccaro, Ron Leibman, Donovan Scott, James Booth, Helen Burns, Clive Revill, Carolyn Seymour, Eduardo Noriega, Jorge Russek, Eduardo Alcaraz
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“- Esteban: Do you wish for a blindfold?
- Charlotte Taylor Wilson: No. The eyes of freedom will always see through the blindfolds of tyranny. And the bonds of oppression will always be broken with muscles of liberty.”“- Don Diego Vega: He is a mute.
- Esteban: Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.”“- Esteban: Is your blade as sharp as your tongue?
- Zorro The Gay Blade: Is yours as dull as your wit?”“There is no shame in being poor! Only in dressing poorly!”
“- Florinda: Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?
- Don Diego Vega: Probably because he asked you and I did not.”“- Esteban: What commands priests to wear such strange clothing?
- Bunny Wigglesworth: We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He was Christ's tailor.”“- Florinda: Do you know he only makes love to me 12 times a year?
- Don Diego Vega: Well, once a month is not so bad.
- Florinda: No, he makes love to me 12 times in one night and then, zip, nothing!
- Don Diego Vega: Tell me, on that one night, does he eat anything special? Oysters? Raw eggs?
- Florinda: Garlic. A lot of garlic.”“I know you will not kill an innocent man... or me either, for that matter.”
“I have always depended on people being nicer than me, and I have never in my life been disappointed.”
“- Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
- Zorro The Gay Blade: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.”“- Don Diego Vega: If I give my land to the people, where are we going to live?
- Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Boston!
- Don Diego Vega: Boston?
- Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Yes! It is the only civilized city. They have the best art, the best music...
- Don Diego Vega: You have to be kidding me! I was in Boston for a week, and I never heard a decent...” (continue)(continue reading)“What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere.”
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