“BoJack Horseman” quotes
(2014)
Title BoJack Horseman
Year 2014
Director Raphael Bob-Waksberg
Genre Drama, Comedy, Animation
Year 2014
Director Raphael Bob-Waksberg
Genre Drama, Comedy, Animation
Plot – BoJack Horseman is an American adult animated tragicomedy sitcom following the life of an anthropomorphic horse, a washed-up star of a 1990s sitcom who plans his return to Hollywood celebrity spotlight with an autobiography to be written by ghostwriter Diane Nguyen, while struggling with depression and addiction.
All actors – Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Aaron Paul, Paul F. Tompkins, Adam Conover, Keith Olbermann, Diedrich Bader, Kristen Schaal, Patton Oswalt, Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Aparna Nancherla, J.K. Simmons, Stanley Tucci, Wendie Malick, Angela Bassett, Rami Malek, Stephanie Beatriz, Lake Bell, Maria Bamford, Kimiko Glenn, Dave Segal, Ben Schwartz, Mike Hollingsworth, Raúl Esparza, Margo Martindale, Cedric Yarbrough, James Adomian, Kevin Bigley, Abbi Jacobson, Lisa Kudrow, LaKeith Stanfield, Julia Chan, Olivia Wilde, Jean Villepique, Rachel Bloom, Jessica Biel, Hong Chau, Fielding Edlow, Kristin Chenoweth, Daniele Gaither, Echo Gillette, Phil LaMarr, Sam Richardson, Hilary Swank, Alan Arkin, Paget Brewster, Chris Cox, Andre Braugher
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“You sleep on my couch and you don’t pay rent. I’ve had tapeworms that are less parasitic. ”
“I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!”
“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.”
“When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
“It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy? ‘ It just makes me more miserable. I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I don’t think they exist.”
“Everybody deserves to be loved.”
“I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
“Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.”
“It takes a long time to realise how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.”
“When you get sad, you run straight ahead and you keep running forward, no matter what. There are people in your life who are gonna try to hold you back, slow you down, but you don’t let them. Don’t you stop running and don’t you ever look behind you. There’s nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what’s ahead.”
“I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.”
“Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.”
“Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled. One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is...” (continue)(continue reading)
“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.”
“Things don’t become traditions because they’re good, BoJack, they become good because they’re traditions.”
“You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you’re not. In fact, you’d probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit about who he hurts. ”
“I got into this business because I love stories. They comfort us, they inspire us, they create a context for how we experience the world. But also, you have to be careful, because if you spend a lot of time with stories, you start to believe that life is just stories, and it’s not. Life is life, and that’s so sad because there’s so little time...” (continue)(continue reading)
“You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you’re a horrible person, doesn’t make you less of a horrible person. ”
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