“Brooklyn Nine-Nine” quotes
(2013)
Title Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Year 2013
Creator Dan Goor
Genre Comedy, Crime
Year 2013
Creator Dan Goor
Genre Comedy, Crime
Plot – Brooklyn Nine-Nine is an American police procedural comedy television series set in the fictional 99th Precinct of the New York City Police Department in Brooklyn. It follows a team of detectives and their overly serious and intellectual Captain Raymond Holt. The detectives include Jake Peralta, a talented but immature investigator with a high rate of successfully solved cases, his nerdy but skilled colleague, Amy Santiago, Jake's best friend, the timid and loyal Charles Boyle and his aggressive partner, Rosa Diaz and last but not least, a pair of older detectives, Michael Hitchcock and Norm Scully.
All actors – Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews, Melissa Fumero, Joe Lo Truglio, Andre Braugher, Dirk Blocker, Joel McKinnon Miller, Chelsea Peretti
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“We’ve busted murderers; we’ve taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer: the fire department.”
“Trying to get drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with a vegan. Why can’t I just think with my junk like a modern man?”
“Jake, why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out a window? Captain Holt will never fire me if he knows I’m mourning the death of a close friend.”
“You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”
“The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.”
“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”
“Rosa Diaz-Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake Peralta-I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.”
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