“Friends” quotes

“- Monica: We're getting a baby.
- Chandler: We're growing up.
- Monica: We sure are.
- Chandler: So who's going to tell them?
- Monica: Not it.
- Chandler: Not it. Damn it!”
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Joey: I can't believe Ross is going out with Rachel's sister. Ya know, when Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for, like, ten years.
- Chandler: That was five years ago.
- Joey: I know. You got five more years.”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
- Rachel: A moo point?
- Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
- Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“- Chandler: I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?
- Monica: Yes.”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller

“- Chandler: Condoms?
- Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
- Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?”

Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Joey: You just want to stay here and wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
- Ross: Yeah. I mean, this guy could be my baby's stepfather.
- Joey: They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him?”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller

“I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Joey: Age?
- Patient: Can't you work that out by my date of birth?
- Joey: I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.”

Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Rachel: Unisex.
- Joey: Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
- Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.
- Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
- Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
- Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
- Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“- Ross: What are you doing tonight?
- Chandler: Why, do you have a lecture?
- Ross: No.
- Chandler: Free as a bird, what's up?”
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Chandler: You can't come in.
- Monica: Why not?
- Chandler: Because, uh, Ross is naked.
- Ross: What?
- Chandler: Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
- Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller

“- Rachel: You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend.
- Ben: But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
Cole Sprouse - Ben Geller

I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Phoebe: Look, I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
- Monica: Phoebe, your mom killed herself.
- Phoebe: She was a drug dealer.”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller