“How I Met Your Mother” quotes
(2005)
Title How I Met Your Mother
Year 2005
Creators Carter Bays, Craig Thomas
Genre Comedy, Romance
Year 2005
Creators Carter Bays, Craig Thomas
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – HIMYM follows the lives of a group of friends living in New York City, mostly that of Ted Mosby, a 27-year-old architect, and his best friends, Marshall Eriksen and Lily Aldrin, the playboy Barney Stinson, the Canadian news reporter Robin Scherbatsky, who becomes Ted's main love interest. The series is mainly flashbacks of Ted's live, who is narrating to his kids the story of how he met their mother, as they sit on the couch in the year 2030.
All actors – Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders, Neil Patrick Harris, Alyson Hannigan, Lyndsy Fonseca, David Henrie
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“We struggle so hard to hold on to these things that we know are gonna disappear eventually. And that’s really noble.”
“Your package has always been big enough. You may not realize this, Marshall Eriksen, but you’ve got a huge package.”
“I finally found the one, Marshall. Her name is Bacon.”
“The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.”
“I’ve never asked Lily to do anything ‘no questions asked’ because I never wanted to. She’s the love of my life. I never keep anything from her.”
“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”
“Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.”
“So really the biggest mistake would be not to make that mistake, because then you’ll go your whole life not knowing if something was a mistake or not.”
“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”
“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. ”
“Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.”
“That’s life, you know. We never end up where you thought you wanted to be.”
“It’s just, eventually we’re all gonna move on. It’s called growing up.”
“The future is scary, but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Yes it’s tempting, but it’s a mistake.”
“That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like, ‘Hey bro, I don’t know what you’re eating cause I don’t have any eyes but it’s basically awesome, so keep sending it down Gullet Alley.”
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