“Modern Family” quotes
(2009)
Chris Lloyd
created this TV Series
in 2009
Title Modern Family
Year 2009
Creators Steven Levitan, Christopher Lloyd
Genre Comedy
Year 2009
Creators Steven Levitan, Christopher Lloyd
Genre Comedy
Plot – Modern Family is an American mockumentary family sitcom television series following the lives of three different but related family set-ups in suburban Los Angeles. At the head of this large, often-hilarious and unconventional family sits Jay Pritchett, now in his second marriage to gorgeous young latina wife Gloria. He has been given a second chance but old habits are hard to break, so there are a lot of culture clashes and misunderstandings but also plenty of sweet and sometimes comic family moments.
All actors – Ed O'Neill, Sofía Vergara, Julie Bowen, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, Ty Burrell, Rico Rodriguez, Nolan Gould, Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, Aubrey Anderson-Emmons
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“I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it’s just like how some of my relatives got into this country!”
“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all, ‘Whaaat?'”
“With great hotness comes great responsibility.”
“Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.”
“I always wanted a daughter: to dress her up in pretty dresses, do her hair, her nails, her makeup. No one knows this, but for the first year of his life, I made up Manny like a girl and told everyone that he was my daughter [laughing]. But just for a few times, I didn’t want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures, I told him that it...” (continue)(continue reading)
“If it were easy, everyone would be hot.”
“The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.”
“Everyone’s staring at us. I haven’t been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.”
“I am brave. Roller coasters? Love ’em. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like, 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything… except for clowns. Never shared that with the family so, shh– I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth? He’s a total flake. In fact, the only way he’s like Superman… is that they both landed in this country illegally.”
“Women in their thirties on the Internet, they’re like ninjas. They get in their little black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.”
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