“New Girl” quotes
(2011)
Title New Girl
Year 2011
Creator Elizabeth Meriwether
Genre Comedy
Year 2011
Creator Elizabeth Meriwether
Genre Comedy
Plot – After catching her boyfriend with another woman in their flat, Jess, a bubbly, adorkable twenty-something year old school teacher, finds herself homeless. She moves into a loft with three single men she finds on the internet. Nick, a law-school dropout and bartender, Schmidt, the eccentric businessman who believes to know the secret to a womans heart, Winston, a former athlete who doesn't know what to do with his life anymore. Together with Cece, her bestfriend and supermodel, they sure make some trouble, but at least, it's always fun.
All actors – Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Hannah Simone, Zooey Deschanel, Lamorne Morris, Damon Wayans Jr
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“I got your text. When you’re going through a ‘Taylor Swift-like range of emotions,’ I should come over, right?”
“Can’t spell sex without the ‘ex.”
“‘Eye of the Tiger’ is the greatest song ever written. It’s so cool, it ended the Cold War!”
“Saturday is a day for sleeping, and damn it, you will not take that away from me!”
“The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don’t work.”
“I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience”
“The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all sequels now.”
“I’m as mad as a dad in traffic!”
“Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.”
“Beans are nothing but soggy nuts.”
“I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
“You can’t turn the sink on when someone’s in the shower; this isn’t some fancy hotel!”
“I’m 30 years old and I’ve peed in every pool I’ve been into. Every single one.”
“I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality.”
“I can’t go to jail! I’m too sarcastic for the white gangs!”
“I have decided to give up on women and put all of that energy into tomatoes.”
“I might as well call you Bridge to Terabithia because you make children cry.”
“Nick isn’t even a man. He’s some kind of man-boy, man-child hybrid. The other day I had to tell him not to pull a dog’s tail.”
“Pink wine makes me slutty.”
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