“Rick and Morty” quotes
(2013)
Title Rick and Morty
Year 2013
Director Dan Harmon
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Animation
Year 2013
Director Dan Harmon
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Animation
Plot – Rick and Morty is an American adult animated science fiction sitcom that follows the misadventures of cynical mad scientist Rick Sanchez and his not-so-bright grandson Morty Smith. Together they go on ridiculous inter-dimensional space travels observing and disturbing all races and species of the multiverse.
All actors – Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Kari Wahlgren, Dan Harmon, Maurice LaMarche, Tom Kenny, Brandon Johnson, Ryan Ridley, Cassie Steele, Nolan North, Phil Hendrie, Echo Kellum, Rob Schrab, Rob Paulsen, Tara Strong, Keith David, John DiMaggio, Scott Chernoff, Gary Anthony Williams, Daniel Benson
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“I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: it’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says, ‘2 + 2,’ and the people in the back say, ‘4.’ Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin’. I mean, it’s not a place for...” (continue)(continue reading)
“A lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population. I'll take the highest bidder—Al-Qaeda, North Korea, Republicans, shriners, balding men that work out, people on the Internet that are only turned on by cartoons of Japanese teenagers.”
“You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents' misery, you're just a symptom of it.”
“The universe is a little too big to care about something so small.”
“To live is to risk it all, otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.”
“I don't respect therapy. Because I'm a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do...” (continue)(continue reading)
“'I took your family'? Who do you think had taken more from them when you shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry! She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive cause I know...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.”
“You and Unity are like... like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you're great together, but you're just bringing out the worst in each other.”
“Having a family doesn’t mean that you stop being an individual. You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.”
“I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.”
“Camping is just being homeless without the change.”
“Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die.”
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