“Seinfeld” quotes
(1989)
Jerry Seinfeld
created this TV Series
in 1989
Title Seinfeld
Year 1989
Creators Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
Genre Comedy
Year 1989
Creators Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
Genre Comedy
Plot – Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series set mostly in an apartment building in Manhattan's Upper West Side in New York City and follows Jerry Seinfeld, a very successful stand-up comedian, and his friends: George Costanza, former girlfriend Elaine Benes, and his neighbor from across the hall, Cosmo Kramer. The episodes very often focus on mundane conversations and situations that could be found during everyday life in New York City.
All actors – Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Ruth Cohen, Wayne Knight, Norman Brenner, Heidi Swedberg, Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller, Liz Sheridan, John O'Hurley, Barney Martin
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“People don’t turn down money! It’s what separates us from the animals.”
“Food and sex. Those are my two passions.”
“Hunger will make people do amazing things. I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism.”
“What is it about sleep that makes you so thirsty? Do dreams require liquid? It’s not like I’m running a marathon, I’m just lying there.”
“You know the message you’re sending out to the world with sweatpants? You’re telling the world: ‘I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.”
“I’d rather be dating the blind. You know you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good-looking blind woman doesn’t even know you’re not good enough for her.”
“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
“I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.”
“You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip — just take one dip and end it.”
“So what’s the deal with brunch? I mean that if it’s a combination of breakfast and lunch, how comes there’s no ‘lupper’ or no ‘linner’?”
“I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?”
“Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.”
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