“The Big Bang Theory” quotes
(2007)
Chuck Lorre
created this TV Series
in 2007
Title The Big Bang Theory
Year 2007
Creators Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady
Genre Comedy
Year 2007
Creators Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady
Genre Comedy
Plot – The Big Bang Theory is a comedy about two brilliant but socially awkward physicists, Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper, best friends, roommates and colleagues working at the California Institute of Technology. Together with their other two colleagues from Cal Tech, mechanical engineer Howard Wolowitz and astrophysicist Rajesh Koothrappali, they love to play video games, watch science-fiction movies and read comic books. The lives of these super nerds change when they meet their new pretty neighbor Penny, an aspiring but unsuccessful actress, who works as a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. And taht's when the two worlds collide.
All actors – Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Melissa Rauch, Mayim Bialik, Kevin Sussman, Carol Ann Susi
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“Usually when someone’s being talked about behind their back, it’s me and it’s right in front of my face.”
“Apparently you can’t hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.”
“A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies ‘for you, no charge’.”
“You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.”
“I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.”
“Sheldon doesn’t know when he’s being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.”
“Bernadette, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also want you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps out.”
“Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms- or hits you with the pepper spray.”
“That is a good point. But I didn’t marry you for good points. I married you to blindly support me no matter how ridiculous I’m being.”
“Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.”
“It would be nice to be with a man who wants to know what’s underneath my cardigan. FYI, it’s another cardigan.”
“If it’s ‘creepy’ to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine, I’m creepy.”
“There’s no denying that I have feelings for you that can’t be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.”
“Wow, my boyfriend is friends with Stephen Hawking and my new dandruff shampoo doesn’t smell like tar. Everything really is coming up Amy.”
“Penny. We are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. I like to think those atoms traveled fourteen billion years through time and space to create us, so that we could be together and make each other whole.”
“People get things they don’t deserve all the time.”
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