“The Good Place” quotes
(2016)Plot – The Good Place is an American fantasy comedy television series following Eleanor Shellstrop, an ordinary woman who has been sent to the "good place", a Heaven-like utopia designed and run by afterlife "architect" Michael, after her death for her excellent positive actions and contribution on earth. But soon she realizes she has been mistaken for someone else. With the help of Chidi, her soulmate, Eleanor tries to become a better person.
All actors – Kristen Bell, William Jackson Harper, Jameela Jamil, D'Arcy Carden, Manny Jacinto, Ted Danson, Marc Evan Jackson, Tiya Sircar, Josh Siegal, Maya Rudolph, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, Jason Mantzoukas, Brandon Scott Jones, Bambadjan Bamba, Jama Williamson, Benjamin Koldyke, Maribeth Monroe, Steve Berg, Eugene Cordero, Luke Guldan, Rebecca Hazlewood, Joe Mande, Adam Scott, Anna Khaja, Ajay Mehta, Amy Okuda
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“It’s like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?”
“I haven’t been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend Kanye, who was defending my best friend Beyoncé.”
“I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.”
“When I told a boyfriend something was ‘no big deal,’ it meant anything from ‘I just bought weed from your nephew,’ to ‘I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I’m her bridesmaid.'”
“It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.”
“I am a trash bag from Arizona, which is saying something. Our biggest exports are racist sheriffs and HPV.”
“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.”
“When I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like Chipotle. Wait a minute, is it Chip-o-tottle?”
“I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”
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