“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” quotes
(2017)
Title The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Year 2017
Director Amy Sherman-Palladino
Genre Drama, Comedy
Year 2017
Director Amy Sherman-Palladino
Genre Drama, Comedy
Plot – The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is an American period comedy-drama television series. Set in 1950s Manhattan, the show follows Miriam "Midge" Maisel, a sunny, energetic, sharp Jewish woman who had her life mapped out: go to college, find a husband and have kids. And she got exactly what she wanted, living happily with her husband and two children on the Upper West Side. But her perfect life is upended when her husband suddenly leaves her for another woman and now she has to reevaluate her life. When she accidentally stumbles onto the stage at a nightclub, she discovers her comedic skills and decides to use this newfound talent to help her reinvent her life and pursue a career in the male-dominated stand-up comedy profession.
All actors – Rachel Brosnahan, Alex Borstein, Michael Zegen, Marin Hinkle, Tony Shalhoub, Matilda Szydagis, Matteo Pascale, Kevin Pollak, Nunzio Pascale, Caroline Aaron, Joel Johnstone, Bailey De Young, Brian Tarantina, Luke Kirby, Jane Lynch, Stephanie Hsu, Cynthia Darlow, LeRoy McClain, Zachary Levi, Darius de Haas, Jacob Lawrence Kreiss, Austin Basis, Will Brill, Justine Lupe, Clark Gayton, John Scurti, Gideon Glick, Steven Hauck, Holly Curran, Reggie Talley, Allison Guinn, Kirsten Wyatt, Peggy J. Scott, Andrew Polk, Thomas J. O'Connor, David Paymer, Max Casella, Emily Bergl, Erik Palladino, Colby Minifie, Megan McGinnis, Teddy Coluca, Connor Ratliff, Reid Scott, Victor Verhaeghe, Alysha Deslorieux, Harvey Morris, Alfie Fuller, Noah Gardenswartz, Jillian Schmitz, Ivory Fox, Sterling K. Brown, Erin Darke, Cary Elwes, Jason Alexander, Michael Torpey, Brandon Uranowitz, Santino Fontana, Lilli Stein, Kayli Carter, James Monroe Iglehart, Daniel J. Watts, Jack O'Connell, Wakeema Hollis
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“Men don't even have a tampon equivalent. Men suck.”
“Spontaneity works until it doesn’t work. Then you’re stuck.”
“It’s downtown. If you have underwear on, you’re overdressed.”
“Life isn’t fair. It’s hard and cruel. You have to pick your friends as if there’s a war going on.”
“Me, personally, I was never great at gift-giving. Maybe it’s because I never got to celebrate Christmas. I got Hanukkah. Doesn’t exactly prepare you the same way.”
“If women don’t realize what’s going on in the world, they won’t step in and fix it.”
“For Christmas, a gentile would get a bike as a reminder that their parents love them. For Hanukkah, we would get socks as a reminder that we were persecuted.”
“Miriam 'Midge' Maisel-I am not a prostitute. I’m a comic.
Rose Weissman-Is there a difference?
Miriam 'Midge' Maisel-Yes, prostitutes get paid more.”“You know, what do leprechauns and guys with big dicks have in common? They’re hard to find and incredibly lucky.”
“The greatest threat to humanity is ignorance.”
“Eh, to be a big shot, you got to act like a big shot.”
“Life is basically an all-you-can-eat shit show.”
“Oh, now Shy, you never ask a girl 'How old are you?' or 'How much do you weigh?' or 'Do you love your ex-husband?'”
“If you're going to have a voice, you'd better be careful what that voice says.”
“Okay, if there's one thing a Jewish girl knows, it's when to see a doctor.”
“Does being a modern woman mean I have to give up being a girl?”
“Because, really, if there’s no loyalty, whats the point of a partnership?”
“I haven’t had sex dreams since I converted to Judaism.”
“Tragedy, comedy, all is one.”
“Books feed me.”
“I’m fine by myself. My mantra since I was three.”
“Big room, it's just more people to fall in love with you.”
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