“The Office” quotes

“I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn’t hate me.”
Jenna Fischer - Pam Beesly

“I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup, I have a Swiss passport.”
Creed Bratton - Creed Bratton

“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
Steve Carrell

“If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.”
Rainn Wilson - Dwight Schrute

“I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles. I’m constantly hungry. Do you think my nipples don’t get sore too? Do you think I don’t need to know the fastest way to the hospital?”
Leslie David Baker - Stanley Hudson

“I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You’re ugly and I know it for a fact ’cause I got the evidence right there.”
Mindy Kaling - Kelly Kapoor

“Power points are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.”
Rainn Wilson - Dwight Schrute

“I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.”
Steve Carrell

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
Steve Carrell

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
Steve Carrell