“Young Sheldon” quotes

(2017)
TV Series Young Sheldon
Title Young Sheldon
Year 2017
Director Chuck Lorre
Genre Comedy
Plot – Young Sheldon is an American coming-of-age sitcom television series. Set in the 1980s and early 1990s, it is a spin-off prequel to The Big Bang Theory and follows main character Sheldon Cooper growing up with his family in the fictional town of Medford, Texas. As he grows up, he tries to fit into a world of people, including his own family and friends, who do not quite understand his unique intellectual capabilities and social ineptitude. While he faces his problems he meets new people and gets a better understanding of life while bonding with his family.
All actors – Iain Armitage, Zoe Perry, Lance Barber, Montana Jordan, Raegan Revord, Jim Parsons, Annie Potts, Wallace Shawn, Wyatt McClure, Matt Hobby, Craig T. Nelson, Melissa Peterman, Doc Farrow, Ed Begley Jr., Ryan Phuong, Emily Osment, Rex Linn, Brian Stepanek, Wendie Malick, Nancy Linehan Charles, Danielle Pinnock, Valerie Mahaffey, Sarah Baker, Mckenna Grace, Isabel May, Ava Allan, Dan Byrd, Grady Lee Richmond, Katie Von Till, Reba McEntire, Andrea Anders, Billy Gardell, Rachel Bay Jones, Jason Alexander, Nick Alvarez, Taylor Spreitler, Bill Fagerbakke, Will Sasso, Julia Pace Mitchell, Mary Grill, London Cheshire, Bob Newhart, John Hartman, Richard Kind, Chris Wylde, Drew Powell
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  • “Sheldon Cooper-I need to learn how to make a friend.
    Librarian-Aw, honey, you having a hard time adjusting to high school?
    Sheldon Cooper-I'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth.”

    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    Sharon Omi - Librarian
    [Tag:friends, learning]
  • “Sheldon Cooper-I'll go with you, Mom.
    Missy Cooper-Why are you going? You don't believe in God.
    Sheldon Cooper-No, but I believe in Mom.”

    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    Raegan Revord - Missy Cooper
    [Tag:god, mother]
  • “I didn't realize until years later that my father was only asking questions about lightning and thunder to cheer me up. In fact, he would often pretend to be dumb just to make me feel better.”
    Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper
  • “What I find interesting is how many supervillains are scientists. Doctor Octopus, Doctor Doom, Lex Luthor, Green Goblin, the list goes on and on. So if the world doesn't respect me, I might change sides.”
    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    [Tag:evil, scientists]
  • “I didn't have to read many comic books to understand that every superhero had a weakness, something they had to overcome through an extraordinary act of courage. For Cyclops, it was the loss of Jean Grey. For Rogue, it was human touch. For me, it was food that required chewing. So if I truly was a mutant, I would have to do the same. On this day...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    [Tag:fear, weakness]
  • “Rules are the pillars of society. I love rules.”
    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    [Tag:rules, society]
  • “I've been called a germophobe, but I do find a single sneeze acceptable. It could be caused by dust, allergies... Really, whatever nasal irritant floats your boat. However... during flu season... a second sneeze means a plague is upon the land, and it's every man for himself.”
    Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper
    [Tag:health, nose]
  • “Sheldon Cooper-Would you be angry with me if I don't pick your religion?
    Mary Cooper-I could never be angry with you. You be a seeker of your own truth.”

    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    Zoe Perry - Mary Cooper
    [Tag:faith, religion]
  • “Sheldon Cooper-Did you ever have a bully when you were growing up?
    Mary Cooper-Have you met your grandma?”

    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    Zoe Perry - Mary Cooper
    [Tag:bullying, family]
  • “Mary Cooper-Regarding this jiu-jitsu stuff, you should know that a man's not supposed to raise his hand to a woman.
    Sheldon Cooper-Oh, I won't. I don't want to hurt myself again.”

    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    Zoe Perry - Mary Cooper
    [Tag:violence, women]
  • “Wake up, people. The system's broken. Real innovation isn't valued. Nowadays, it's all about flash and style. I blame MTV. Luckily, my parents can't afford cable. ”
    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
  • “While my sister and I are twins, we've always been different. By the age of two, I was reading books. Missy was content to eat them. By five, I had a healthy appreciation for a well-organized work space. My sister, less so. Which is not to say she doesn't have qualities I admire. The bond between twins is an incredibly close one, which is why I...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper
  • “Fear has been a recruiting tactic used by organized religion for centuries. When you add guilt to keep people in line, it's an extremely efficient form of crowd control.”
    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    [Tag:control, religion]
  • “Mary Cooper-In the name of Jesus, I place a hedge of protection around this house and my family. I command this storm to skip over our home in Jesus' name. I wish peace to every single person in this room and declare that not one of us will get hurt in this storm, in Jesus' name!
    Sheldon Cooper-Pray harder!”

    Zoe Perry - Mary Cooper
    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    [Tag:prayer, religion]
  • “Sheldon Cooper-Are you going to talk the whole time?
    Missy Cooper-It seems to be annoying you, so, yeah.”

    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    Raegan Revord - Missy Cooper
    [Tag:boredom, talking]
  • “George Cooper Sr.-Never say never.
    Sheldon Cooper-Why not? You just said it twice.”

    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    Lance Barber - George Cooper Sr.
    [Tag:humor, joke]
  • “Mary Cooper-Thanks. I can't remember the last time someone said I was a good mom.
    Meemaw-It's not a job that gets a lot of compliments.”

    Zoe Perry - Mary Cooper
    Annie Potts - Meemaw
  • “Meemaw-Your brother's gonna be fine, but he has to have his gallbladder removed.
    Missy Cooper-How's he gonna pee?
    Meemaw-Not that bladder, his gallbladder.
    Georgie Cooper-What's the gallbladder do?
    Meemaw-I guess not much, if they're takin' it out.”

    Annie Potts - Meemaw
    Raegan Revord - Missy Cooper
    Montana Jordan - Georgie Cooper
  • “Sheldon Cooper: I can't sleep.
    Nurse: Did you try counting sheep?
    Sheldon Cooper: Oh, no, I'm afraid of farm animals.

    Vernee Watson - Nurse
    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    [Tag:animal, sleeping]
  • “Pastor Jeff-For so many months, our little parish has been struggling financially. But by the grace of God and his provision, we have received the most donations in church history! Praise Jesus!
    Sheldon Cooper-So it's all Jesus, we don't get any credit?
    Missy Cooper-We need to start our own church.
    Sheldon Cooper-They don't pay taxes. It's a...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    Matt Hobby - Pastor Jeff Hodgkins
    Raegan Revord - Missy Cooper
    [Tag:church, god]
  • “The prospect of advancing to the next stage of academia had me feeling giddy. And, on top of that, I got to pack a suitcase, which is like playing Tetris but with underwear.”
    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
  • “Mayor Harrison-This is Mayor Harrison. I understand you are running for office.
    Sheldon Cooper-Class president. Do you have any advice on how to win?
    Mayor Harrison-The most important thing is to get out there and connect with people.
    Sheldon Cooper-That's tricky. I'm not terribly fond of people.
    Mayor Harrison-Well, you might need to get...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
    Robert Clotworthy - Mayor Harrison
    [Tag:people, politics]
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