Addiction quotes

“He was a foot fetishist, it's the only group I remember him belonging to.”

Goldie Hawn - Steffi

“Could I get a real bottle, please? I'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.”

Amy Poehler - Maggie

“- Leah: Would you like to share something personal with the crew? Robert... Uh... Ro-berta.
- Roberta: Personal?
- Leah: Mm.
- Roberta: Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and... I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly.”

Melissa Sagemiller - Leah
Harland Williams - Doofer

“Fuckin' cocaine. You know, I was really so successful at everything I did. Business, politics, hell, I could handle anything... except cocaine. Only I didn't know that because of cocaine. That's what really fucked up my marriage. It wasn't anything else. And... I did go to bed with 'Renzo once or twice. Hell, it was just a coke thing. I could do...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Travolta - Governor Jack Stanton

“It wasn't the kind of addiction that would rob you of your wealth. It didn't rob you of your health. The more I indulged, the richer it would make me. I've got to tell you, that's impossible to give up.”
Luke Wilson - Jack Harris

“I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!”
Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels

“- Joe: Madeline was an archaeologist. She was fabulous.
- Steffi: Madeline was a nymphomaniac!
- Joe: Yeah, okay, she had a little problem with fidelity. You know, I didn't happen to see it.”
Woody Allen - Joe
Goldie Hawn - Steffi

“- Geno Scarlatti: Where's grandpa?
- Mama Assunta: He's drowning himself because I hid his cigarettes.”
Jason Presson - Geno Scarlatti
Renata Vanni - Mama Assunta

“- Fanny Price: Lady Bertram is always suffering near-fatal fatigue.
- Susan Price: From what?
- Fanny Price: Usually from embroidering something of little use and no beauty... not to mention a healthy dose of opium every day.”
Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price
Sophia Myles - Susan Price

They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun". So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?".

Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Julie: Young man, are you popping pills?
- Popper: I sure am. I'm a popper, she's a popper, he's a popper... wouldn't you like to be a popper too?”
Fern Fitzgerald - Julie
Patrick Cochran - Popper

“- Joey Naylor: Why did you tell that reporter all your secrets?
- Nick Naylor: You're too young to understand.
- Joey Naylor: Mom says it's because you have dependency issues and it was all just a matter of time before you threw it all away on some tramp.
- Nick Naylor: Well, that's one theory.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor
Cameron Bright - Joey Naylor

- Michele Casey: Leo says I'm really going places. Just because he deals in dope, that doesn't tarnish me.
- Finley 'Critter' Jones : Oh, that's what you think, baby. Tarnish isn't a strong enough word for what he'll do to you. Try "corrode" for size.
Leslie McRay - Michele Casey
Jody Daniels - Finley 'Critter' Jones

“I want a drink. I want a drink all the time. Sometimes I wake up in the morning, my eyes pop open and I think I gotta have a drink. A beer, a Bloody Mary, whatever. Even now, and I don't know why. I haven't had a drink in three years.”

Alec Baldwin - Dave Robicheaux

We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-fucking-rah". Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond. Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.
Jason Statham - Jake Green

“I've done everything the loving father of a drug addict is supposed to do... I've sent her to the best hospitals, she's seen all the best doctors. It doesn't matter. Two weeks later she's on the street. New York, Vancouver, Pittsburgh, Toronto, L.A. The next time I hear from her, it's a phone call scamming for money. Money for school, or money...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Ian Holm - Mitchell Stevens

“- Robert Wakefield: What are your policies towards treatment of addiction?
- General Arturo Salazar: Treatment of addiction? Addicts treat themselves. They overdose and then there's one less to worry about.”
Michael Douglas - Robert Wakefield
Tomas Milian - General Arturo Salazar

“If I were you I'd give AA some thought. Alcoholism is a disease, you know.”

Bob Balaban - Elliott Webley

Tonight, I said to myself, "I will not get high". I might just as well have said to myself, "Tonight, I will not breathe".
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“- Victoria: You're an alcoholic.
- Adam: Alcoholics have class. I'm a fucking drunk.”
Kaitlin Hopkins - Victoria
Johnathon Schaech - Adam

“- Buddy Amaral: You only took 2 puffs of your last one.
- Abby Janello: That's cause I don't really smoke. Yeah, well, last year I started chewing the gum, you know? Because my friend, Donna, she was trying to quit smoking and she found that the gum was soothing to the nerves. So I started chewing it, then I got hooked on the gum and then I got...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Affleck - Buddy Amaral
Gwyneth Paltrow - Abby Janello

“- Rosalie: They look like drug addicts.
- Devo: Well, they are drug addicts.
- Rosalie: Oh my God! You hired drug addicts?
- Devo: Who'd you expect me to hire? The Red Cross?”
Tracey Ullman - Rosalie
River Phoenix - Devo

“I really am the luckiest guy in the world. Several years of addiction right in the middle of an epidemic, surrounded by the living dead. But not me. I'm negative. It's official. And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom... you feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.”
Ewan McGregor - Mark Renton

“Sharon, it's just a drug. You're in pain. Instead of doing heroin, you're doing God.”
David Duchovny - Randy

“- Honey: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.
- Lyle: Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one - drugs! Gave my life a real focus.”
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock
Adrian Grenier - Lyle