Adultery quotes

“Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Mary MacGregor: I am carrying a child and I do not know who is the father.
- Robert Roy MacGregor: Ach, Mary...
- Mary MacGregor: I could not kill it, husband.
- Robert Roy MacGregor: It's not the child that needs killing.”
Jessica Lange - Mary
Liam Neeson - Rob Roy

“I think that night... that night that I came down and saw you with Jade and then made love to my husband... I was making love to you.”

Shirley Knight - Ann Butterfield

“- Robby Ross: Come on, Nat, you don't consider a roll in the hay with your secretary adultery?
- Natasha: What do you call it, shorthand?”
George Segal - Robby Ross
Jacqueline Bisset - Natasha

“- Justine: In a way, you're a party to this.
- Lt. Vincent Hanna: Oh yeah, I made Ralph fuck you because it makes me feel good!”

Diane Venora - Justine
Al Pacino - Lt. Vincent Hanna

I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman", he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "you've been screwing the milkman". And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times.
Deidre Goodwin - June

You married a guy whose nickname in college was “Hound Dog”. What did you expect was going to happen?

Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King

“- Allie Calhoun: I have a fiancé waiting for me at a hotel who's going to be crushed when he finds out what I did.
- Noah: So you make love to me, and go back to your husband. Was that your plan? Was that a test I didn't pass?”
Rachel McAdams - Allie
Ryan Gosling - Noah

“- Melissa: What did he do, fuck some other girl?
- Laura: Excuse me?
- Melissa: Did he put his cock somewhere he shouldn't have?”
Molly Ringwald - Melissa Nelson
Sarah Lassez - Laura

“- Young Groom: Where did these three spring from?
- Young Bride: Out of my belly.
- Young Groom: Your children. But not my children. Whore! Adulteress! You hoped I'd never come back!”
Stephen Rea - Young Groom
Kathryn Pogson - Young Bride

“- Justin: I am Justin, the butler. I was accused of killing my wife and her lovers. But Lord Morley, bless him, convinced the authorities it was a case of justifiable insanity... and I've served him happily... ever since...
- Dr. Tart: How many lovers did your wife have?
- Justin: Thirteen.”

Bernard Fox - Justin
Tim Conway - Dr. Tart

“I was on a plane that almost crashed, I came this close to being killed by an angry mob, and now look at my uniform! It's covered in elephant crap! So you really think I give a damn whether or not you call General Richardson and tell him I slept with his wife?”

Denis Colin Leary - Lt. David Poole

“- Jenny Jackson: All I know is a brother that has more than one woman and is looking for some more is a pimp.
- Drayton Jackson: Well, that covers just about every man I know.”
Natalie Desselle Reid - Jenny Jackson
Bill Bellamy - Drayton Jackson

“- Mrs. Goodman: Judith. Just one thing. If you can remember. What were Yale's last words?
- Judy Benjamin: I'm coming.”

Lillian Adams - Mrs. Goodman
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin

“- Susan Hendler: Did you have sex with her?
- Tom Sanders: No! No! No!
- Susan Hendler: How did her hand get into your pants?”
Caroline Goodall - Susan Hendler
Michael Douglas - Tom Sanders

“- Vicki LaMotta: I sucked your brother's cock.
- Jake La Motta: You sucked my brother's cock?
- Vicki LaMotta: Yeah, I sucked his cock. I sucked all their cocks - what do you want me to tell you? His fucking cock is bigger than yours.”
Cathy Moriarty - Vickie La Motta
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta

“Just forget you ever saw it. It's better that way.”

Billy Ray Cyrus - Gene

“- Lacey: Joey, if you're such a good Catholic, why do you commit adultery?
- Joey: I'm a man; I got a lot of hormones in my body.”
Victoria Jackson - Lacey
Kevin Kline - Joey

- John: I used to be married, but not anymore.
- Sadie: Is your wife with Jesus now?
- John: Actually, the guy's name was pronounced "Hey-soos”. He was the gardner, and one day I caught him spreading some fertilizer around the bedroom, if you know what I mean.
Paul Giamatti - John
Phyllis Applegate - Sadie

“It was better when they screamed at you from the box for having sex with your married boss, they told you what a terrible thing it was, they were really mean to you. Maybe it would be better if you just told me that I'm endangering my immortal soul and that if I don't stop, I'm gonna burn in hell.”

“Sweetheart, if I don't come back, then I forgive you for anything that happened between you and Lt. Sobinski. But if I do come back, you're in a lot of trouble!”

Mel Brooks - Dr. Frederick Bronski

“- Nina Marcus: Your father has been unfaithful plenty of times.
- Gwyn: Really?
- Nina Marcus: I'm sorry. But it's true. Yes. In fact, I think he is still sleeping with his travel agent. Zelda somebody. Sorry.
- Gwyn: You counldn't get back at him the old fashioned way? Go crazy with his credit card or something?”
Mia Farrow - Nina
Sarah Jessica Parker - Gwyn

“When your husband makes love to you, it's my face he sees. When your baby's hungry, it's my breast that feeds him. Look at you! When push comes to shove... you can't even breathe!”

Rebecca De Mornay - Peyton Flanders

“- Mother Mary Stigmata: Before Curtis came to us at St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud he had a musical group that toured the joints of the Mid West. In one town Curtis had an affair... with a married woman.
- Elwood Blues: Go Curtis! I mean... that's terrible.
- Mother Mary Stigmata: That's what I thought you meant.”
Kathleen Freeman - Mother Mary Stigmata
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“- Jack: I'm not out there committing adultery. I'm out there committing murder.
- Betty: Oh, thank God!”

Jerry Reed - Jack Locke
Anne Pitoniak - Betty