Aging quotes

“- Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Don't talk to me as if I were a child!
- Eleanor Roosevelt: How am I supposed to talk to you?
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Like I was!”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Cynthia Nixon - Eleanor Roosevelt

“I'm 49 years old. Admittedly, I could get away with 44, 41, maybe 38. But when you hit 50 they don't hire you anymore. It's like they can smell 50.”
Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“- Scott Calvin: Yeah, well, look at my hair. It's turning grey.
- Dr. Novos: Oh, it's middle age, buddy. It happens. And with that body, you should be thankful you have hair. Look, if it bothers you, you can dye it - and you should diet!”
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
Steve Vinovich - Dr. Novos

“- Dame Olga: I want to look 25 at tonight's ball. What do you suggest?
- Mandy: A time machine?”
Joanna Lumley - Dame Olga
Minnie Driver - Mandy

“- Captain Ed Murphy: We're dinosaurs headed for extinction.
- Martin Riggs: Speak for yourself...”
Steve Kahan - Captain Ed Murphy
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Trey: Sorry you lost, Kid.
- Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: That's all right, Trey. Call me Grandad.”
Camden Gray - Trey
Robert De Niro - Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

“I don't think about age. It's more about the spirit.”
Catherine Hardwicke

“- Jeff Dunham: [talking about Walter's wife] She's a lovely lady.
- Walter: She's getting old.
- Jeff Dunham: Well, women age like... like fine wine.
- Walter: She's aging like milk!”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Walter

“- Peter Banning: You're not old enough to shave! What are you doing with a sword? And flying around... this is an insurance nightmare! What is this, some sort of Lord of the Flies preschool? Where are your parents? Who's in charge, here? No! No, Mr. Skunkhead with too much mousse. You are just a punk kid. I want to speak to a grown-up!
- Rufio:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robin Williams - Peter Banning
Dante Basco - Rufio

“- Saito: Have you come to kill me? I've been waiting for someone...
- Cobb: Someone from a half remembered dream.
- Saito: Cobb? Impossible. We were young men together. I'm an old man.”
Ken Watanabe - Saito
Leonardo DiCaprio - Cobb

“- Irv: How are you sheriff?
- Ray Owens: Old.”
Richard Dillard - Irv
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ray Owens

“- Mullins: What are those?
- Ashburn: Stop it, they're my Spanx. They hold everything together.
- Mullins: Why, what's gonna come popping out?
- Ashburn: Nothing, it just keeps everything where it's supposed to be.
- Mullins: Shit, like medically?”
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins
Sandra Bullock - Ashburn

“- Amelia Bly: Are you ill?
- The Ghost: No, I'm aging.”
Kim Cattrall - Amelia Bly
Ewan McGregor - The Ghost

“- Jean Horton: Why do we have to get old?
- Reggie Paget: That's what people do.”
Maggie Smith - Jean Horton
Tom Courtenay - Reggie Paget

“I always hoped to die young, but now it's too late.”
Jeanne Moreau - Lili

- Captain Woods: This job is destroying me... you know how old I am?
- Ashburn: Um.. 58.
- Captain Woods: I'm 43-years-old. I have a five-year-old son who calls me "Grampa".
Thomas F. Wilson - Captain Woods
Sandra Bullock - Ashburn

“- Dante Slate, Jr.: You don't know what a video game is? Exactly when did they unfreeze you, Captain America?
- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Captain America? You know, I could take you down a peg or two... but it looks like someone beat me to it.”
Kevin Hart - Dante Slate, Jr.
Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp

“- Don Ready: Are you in a boy band?
- Paxton Harding: No. I'm in a man band. We're all over 30. We call it a man band.
- Don Ready: You're men in a boy band.”
Ed Helms - Paxton Harding
Jeremy Piven - Don Ready

“- Tracy: Do you think she's had work?
- Sally: Why would she have had work? She still looks gorgeous.
- Tracy: Well, that's when they're having it now, before it all turns to shit.”
Kate Burton - Tracy
Margaret Colin - Sally

“And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment. I suddenly realised that unless something changed soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine... and I'd finally die, fat and alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by alsatians. Or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal...” (continue)(continue reading)
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.”

Ving Rhames - Marsellus Wallace

“- Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
- Indiana Jones: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.”

Karen Allen - Marion
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“- Harry Doyle: The last time we were 30 years younger and we got caught. We were put away for 30 years!
- Archie Long: Now we're 30 years smarter. We woun't make the same mistakes.
- Harry Doyle: That's right. Because we ain't gonna do it.”

Burt Lancaster - Harry Doyle
Kirk Douglas - Archie Long

“I'm a foolish old man who's been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpie in trousers and a nincompoop.”
Jeff Bridges - Rooster Cogburn

“- Gru: Uh, question. What are these?
- Dr. Nefario: A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me.
- Gru: Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?”
Steve Carrell - Gru
Russell Brand - Dr. Nefario