Agreement quotes

“- Rayford Gibson: [after being denied pie] Look, My Name's Ray Gibson I'm from New York. Let's talk Turkey, how much will it cost for you turn two of those whites-only pies into two nigger pies?
- Billy's Mama: [cocks gun] How 'bout I turn y'all into Nigger pie?”
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson
Brooks Almy - Billy's Mama

“- Barry Grissom: You want the contract, you're signing a confidentiality agreement; it's gonna be bulletproof, and it's gonna be retroactive. Because Marty's too nice to say it, but with everything you know about this place and the clients here and the people who work here, it makes it a little weird when you come in and ask for 80 grand.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael O'Keefe - Barry Grissom
George Clooney - Michael Clayton

“- Barry B. Benson: How about a suicide pact?
- Vanessa Bloome: How do we do it?
- Barry B. Benson: I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Vanessa Bloome: That just kills you twice.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Barry B. Benson
Renee Zellweger - Vanessa Bloome

“I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer. I don't make deals with peasants!”
David Spade - Kuzco

“I ran the network in Iraq for two years. Samir recruited them from among the Sheik's followers and I trained them in the north. The Sheik was going to help us overthrow Saddam, I mean, he was our ally. We were financing him. Then there was a policy shift. It's not like we sold them out exactly, we just stopped helping them. They were slaughtered.”
Annette Bening - Sharon Bridger

“You're right. When you're right, you're right and you are right.”

Al Pacino - Big Boy Caprice

“- Ben Hanscom: It was like it was supposed to be, Bev. Remember? You hit the clown, Pennywise, in the head. It broke open.
- Beverly Marsh: And underneath it was a light.
- Ben Hanscom: Bright lights.
- Bill Denbrough: Dead lights.”
John Ritter - Ben Hanscom
Annette O'Toole - Beverly Marsh
Richard Thomas - Bill Denbrough

“- Lester Marton: Shhh! Someone's liable to think we are quarreling!
- Lily Marton: We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!”
Oscar Levant - Lester Marton
Nanette Fabray - Lily Marton

Better look first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
Kathryn Beaumont - Alice in Wondeland

“- Charlie: We didn't have a deal, it was something we discussed.
- Nora Fanshaw: So it's a deal when it's something you want and a discussion when Nicole wants it?”
Adam Driver - Charlie
Laura Dern - Nora Fanshaw

“I'll make you a deal: you don't tell me how to pirate, and I don't tell you how to captain.”
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II - Manta

“- Baby Doll: Small dogs have a loud bark.
- Archie Lee Meighan: No one is going to whistle at any woman of mine.
- Baby Doll: You take an awful lot for granted when you say mine. I came to you today for protection. What did I get? Slapped, sent home. Now, I'm telling you the agreement between us is over.”
Carroll Baker - Baby Doll Meighan
Karl Malden - Archie Lee Meighan

“OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.”

Janeane Garofalo - Bowler

“- Grandfather: You think you can just drop her into my life then take her away again? I won't allow it! She can't stay here.
- Dete: She's got to, she's your granddaughter.
- Grandfather: No! I don't have a granddaughter, not anymore.”

Jason Robards - Grandfather
Jane Hazlegrove - Dete

“I decided to become a genius. Hollywood was full of 'yes-men', so I decided to become a 'no-man'.”
Darryl Francis Zanuck

“Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want? Think about it, hero!”

Willem Dafoe - Green Goblin

“- Christine Valco: Tom, that guy is still here.
- Tom Valco: Yeah, I know.
- Christine Valco: Why is he still here?
- Tom Valco: He's giving us $250,000 to be his family for Christmas.
- Christine Valco: And you agreed to this without asking me?
- Tom Valco: Of course I did, he's giving us $250,000!”
Catherine O'Hara - Christine Valco
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

“- Maya: You agree with me now, this is important?
- Tim - Station Chief: No, I just learned from my predecessor that life is better when I don't disagree with you.”
Jessica Chastain - Maya
Daniel Lapaine - Tim - Station Chief

“The most important deals in the movie industry are finalized on the sun-drenched turf of golf courses or around turquoise swimming pools, where the smell of barbecue sauce is borne on gentle breezes and wafts over the stereo system of houses that people seldom leave.”
Shirley MacLaine

“In the midst of life, one really hates to close these long standing accounts. But, business is business.”

Walter Huston - Mr. Scratch

“Seven utterly fabulous wishes for one piddling, little soul?”
Liz Hurley - The Devil

“- Count Von Rittenberg: We intend to sign and honor a treaty.
- Ben Pease: King Oatopi of Ponape never signed a treaty with nobody. He's an evil bastard. Practices incest on his own offspring, eats human flesh, sacrifices his enemies. You ever show your pink, little behind around there, he'll have you screwed, tattooed and served up with an...” (continue)(continue reading)
Grant Tilly - Count Von Rittenberg
Max Phipps - Ben Pease

“If they never consume human brains they will never fully transform into zombies.”

Jack Huston - Lt. George Wickham

“You know what - contracts are like hearts, they are made to be broken.”
Michael Keaton - Ray Kroc

“- Billy the Kid: Here's the deal. What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep.
- Bill, Ted: Sounds good, Mr. The Kid!”
Dan Shor - Billy the Kid
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan