Alcohol quotes

“Owen Grady-What kind of diet doesn't allow tequila?
Claire Dearing-All of them, actually. ”
Chris Pratt - Owen Grady
Bryce Dallas Howard - Claire Dearing

“Cough syrup? That's a dumb way to get loaded.”
Owen Wilson - Francis

“Russia was built by people who drink vodka and drive.”
Lars Ranthe - Peter

“We're not the first people in the world to drink a little alcohol during the day. Hemingway, for instance, he drank every day until 8 p.m., and then stopped so that he was fit to write the next day. And his work was masterful. So if we're doing this, I guess that'll be our approach.”
Lars Ranthe - Peter

“Peter-Are we or are we not alcoholics?
Nikolaj-We're not alcoholics. We decide when we want to drink. An alcoholic can't help himself.”
Lars Ranthe - Peter
Magnus Millang - Nikolaj

“I learned that to overcome my fear of rejection ingrained in me by an emotionally distant mother, I need to completely disable my central nervous system with semi-lethal quantities of alcohol.”
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.”

Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“He's an alcoholic with a lot of money. There's nothing you can do about people like that. The best you can do is be nice to them so you can inherit their house when they crap out their liver.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“These after-school specials are thrilling. Who knew that one beer could turn a cheerleader into a whore?”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“Fez-Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?
Steven Hyde-Well, the beer is stronger. And as a result, their women look prettier.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“I like my women like I like my wine - red and full of alcohol.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

All the Irish need to survive is a phone, a Guinness and the sheet music to "Danny Boy".
Josie Walker - Auntie Violet

“The Irish were born for leavin', otherwise the rest of the world'd have no pubs.”
Josie Walker - Auntie Violet

“Drink like a sailor, look like a pinup, Doll.”
Nick Kroll - Dean

“She’s pregnant so she needs another drink to keep that baby healthy! ”
Asif Ali - Peter

“I don't have the money to be a real alcoholic.”
Kat Dennings - Max Black

“God made alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.”
Donal Logue - Jack

“In pubs sometimes people say things and sometimes it’s the whisky talking. It’s hard to tell which is which.”
Cillian Murphy - Thomas Shelby

“I guess humanity isn’t entirely awful. They did make vodka. Roller coasters. Triple crème Brie.”
Tricia Helfer - Charlotte

“Sometimes we want to hide from ourselves — we do not want to be us — it is too difficult to be us. It is at these times that we turn to drugs or alcohol or behavior to help us forget that we are ourselves. This of course is only a temporary solution to a problem which is going to keep returning, and sometimes these temporary solutions are worse...” (continue)(continue reading)
Catherine E. Coulson - Log Lady

“It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.”
Kristen Bell - Eleanor Shellstrop

“A slothful nature and a fondness for alcohol can be overcome with hard work and a willingness to change your life.”
Dakota Fanning - Sara Howard

“I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“I’m gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf