Appearance quotes

“- Annie: You're not Liam Neeson.
- Max: That hurts my feelings.”
Rachel McAdams - Annie
Jason Bateman - Max

“- Altaira Morbius: Robby, I must have a new dress, right away.
- Robby the Robot: Again?
- Altaira Morbius: Oh, but this one must be different! Absolutely nothing must show - below, above or through.
- Robby the Robot: Radiation-proof?
- Altaira Morbius: No, just eye-proof will do.”
Anne Francis - Altaira Morbius
Robby the Robot - Himself

“He looked exactly the same when he was alive, only he was vertical.”

Shirley MacLaine - Jennifer Rogers

“- Miss Graveley: How old do you think I am young man?
- Sam Marlowe: Hmm... fifty. How old do you think you are?
- Miss Graveley: Forty-two! I can show you my birth certificate.
- Sam Marlowe: I'm afraid you're going to have to show more than your birth certificate to convince a man of that.”
Mildred Natwick - Miss Ivy Gravely
John Forsythe - Sam Marlowe

“Dorothy, please, a lady never admits her feet hurt.”
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee

“- Mr. Esmond Sr.: Say, they told me you were stupid! You don't sound stupid to me!
- Lorelei Lee: I can be smart when it's important.”
Tommy Noonan - Gus Esmond Jr.
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee

“You don't have to play masculine to be a strong woman.”
Mary Elizabeth Winstead

“I guess a scar isn't so bad, not if it's only on one side. I can always go through life sideways.”
Gloria Grahame - Debby Marsh

“Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.”
Donald O'Connor - Cosmo Brown

“- Jonathan: Look. Put five men dressed like cats on the screen, what do they look like?
- Fred: Like five men dressed like cats.”
Kirk Douglas - Jonathan
Barry Sullivan - Fred Amiel

“- Casting Agent: You have a malevolent presence. You are a perfect build. I could see you as Dracula, Frankenstein.
- Tommy Wiseau: I’m not Frankenstein! I am hero.”
Greg Sestero - Casting Agent
James Franco - Tommy

“- 2nd Hatcheck Girl: Mr. Waterman, you forgot to change your costume.
- Charlie Waterman: This is not a costume, ignorant wench, it's the formal attire of a gentleman.”
Pat Barton - Second Hat Check Girl
Robert Warwick - Charlie Waterman

“Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.”
Bette Davis - Margo Channing

“Look-a, Mr. Lyons, I know you wanna make a good impression, but-a please - don't play better than me.”
Chico Marx - Faustino the Great

“If you’re nothing without that suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“Mr Bennett, when was the last time you smiled? Or had a good laugh? A real laugh. A theater critic who can't find joy in the theater. Now who is the fraud?”

Hugh Jackman - P.T. Barnum

“- Queen Victoria: You're even smaller than I imagined!
- Tom Thumb: Well you're not exactly reaching the top shelf yourself, sweetheart.”
Gayle Rankin - Queen Victoria
Sam Humphrey - Tom Thumb

“There's just more to it than picking the right color. It's the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wanted solid colored drapes in a little girl's room. I said 'Don't do it.' - You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - T-800

“- Wednesday Addams: I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.
- Uncle Fester: Deranged? Death mask? If you say she has bad breath, I'm hearing wedding bells!”
Chloë Grace Moretz - Wednesday Addams
Nick Kroll - Uncle Fester

“I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built.”
Dave Bautista

“- Arthur Fleck: Murray, one small thing?
- Murray Franklin: Yeah?
- Arthur Fleck: When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?”
Joaquin Phoenix - Arthur Fleck
Robert De Niro - Murray Franklin

“- Carmen Sternwood: You're not very tall, are you?
- Marlowe: Well, I, uh, I tried to be.”
Martha Vickers - Carmen Sternwood
Humphrey Bogart - Philip Marlowe

“- Veda: It's the dress. It's awfully cheap material. I can tell by the smell.
- Kay Pierce: What did you expect? Want it inlaid with gold?
- Veda: Well, it seems to me, if you're buying anything, it should be the best. This is definitely not the best.
- Kay Pierce: Oh, quit. You're breakin' my heart.”
Ann Blyth - Veda Pierce
Jo Ann Marlowe - Kay Pierce

“You think just because you made a little money you can get a new hairdo and some expensive clothes and turn yourself into a lady. But you can't, because you'll never be anything but a common frump whose father lived over a grocery store and whose mother took in washing.”
Ann Blyth - Veda Pierce

“- Rick Dalton: You want me to look like a hippie?
- Sam Wanamaker: Think less hippie, more Hells Angel. Wroom! Wroom-wroom!”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Rick Dalton
Nicholas Hammond - Sam Wanamaker