Army quotes

“We're responsible for the protection of 100,000 square miles of territory. And against us are ranged thousands of the finest light cavalry on Earth. I found that out this morning. It's a big job, gentlemen... and it's gonna need a fine regiment.”

Errol Flynn - George Armstrong Custer

“- Murphy: Two clicks back. Abandoned campsite. Looked about Company size.
- Bill Hafner: Where there's a Company, there's a Battalion.”
Mark Neely - Murphy
R. Lee Ermey - Bill Hafner

“- Capt. Bob Hyde: I've waited a long time for an opportunity like this.
- Capt Hyde's Friend: You're going to make Major.
- Sally Hyde: Major?
- Capt. Bob Hyde: Major.”
Bruce Dern - Capt. Bob Hyde
Jane Seymour Fonda - Sally Hyde

“You and I, we're in separate armies, pal - but you're out in the light now, and I'm gonna see you get stepped on!”

Gene Hackman - Sgt. Johnny Gallagher

“I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I hate it when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand...” (continue)(continue reading)
LL Cool J - Captain Patrick Zevo

“- Guy in bathroom: Hey, you're in the Army, yes?
- Dignan: No, I just have short hair.”
Owen Wilson - Dignan

“The people of Odessa are waiting for the liberators! Land the troops and the army will join you.”
Mikhail Gomorov - Militant Sailor

“We used to joke that being in the army was not a matter of life and death. It's more important than that.”
Sir Sean Connery - Lt. Col. Alan Caldwell

“- Ben Marco: You said the army implants, they were for emergency medical data, right?
- Delp: The ones they publicized were. There was a parallel project of all kinds of scary implantables. The Clinton watch dogs finally freaked out about it, closed down.
- Ben Marco: Parallel project? How'd you know about that?
- Delp: Manchurian Global funded...” (continue)(continue reading)
Denzel Washington - Ben Marco
Bruno Ganz - Delp

“When Staff Sergeant Brett Petriken from Flint was killed in Iraq on May 26th, the army sent his last paycheck to his family, but they docked him for the last five days of the month that he didn't work because he was dead.”
Michael Francis Moore - Narrator

“- Aragorn: The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid.
- Theoden: And Rohan will answer. Muster the Rohirrim. Assemble the army at Dunharrow. As many men as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for Gondor... and war.”
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn
Bernard Hill - Theoden

“- Seaman Jones: COB, we don't have time for sea stories. I was just teaching Seaman Beaumont, here, the intracacies of modern sonar, now...
- Watson: Yea, and I ain't Chief Of the Boat, I'm actually Sheena, queen of the jungle!”
Courtney B. Vance - Seaman Jones
Larry Ferguson - Chief of the Boat

“- Vernon Pinkley: [impersonating a General] Where are you from, son?
- Soldier: Madison City, Missouri, sir!
- Vernon Pinkley: Never heard of it.”
Donald Sutherland - Vernon Pinkley

- Gny. Sgt. Hartman: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?
- Recruits: Sir, yes Sir.
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“- Sgt. Heppelfinger: That's right. Faithful to your mother.
- Woodrow Truesmith: It doesn't mean faithful to your mother at all. It means faithful to the Marines.”

William Demarest - Sgt. Heffelfinger
Eddie Bracken - Woodrow Truesmith

- Inspector Gadget: Why would you do this?
- Dr. Claw: I'll tell you why. To make techno-warriors that never get tired, never get hungry, and never say "no". Every army in the world would be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the perks.
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“- Highway: Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Off your ass and on your feet. Let's move. Knees to the breeze in 5 minutes.
- Profile: It's Goddam 5 o'clock. You said six!”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Tom Villard - Profile

“- Kenny O'Donnell: That's going to be tough, you know how these guys are about their chains of command.
- John F. Kennedy: Listen, you tell 'em those chains of command end at one place: me.”

Kevin Costner - Kenny O'Donnell
Bruce Greenwood - John F. Kennedy

“- James T. Kirk: You say history considers me dead. Who am I to argue with history?
- Picard: You're a Starfleet officer. You have a duty!
- James T. Kirk: I don't need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers. Besides which, I think the galaxy owes me one.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“My job, sir, is to evaluate radiation hazards to United States Army personnel. My wife's not enlisted in the Army. Why doesn't the colonel concern himself with the safety of men who are, rather than the mammaries of women who are not?”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Marshall

“- Emily Walburn: How about you? Was there ever a Ms. Payne?
- Maj. Benson Payne: Negative. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one.”
Karyn Parsons - Emily Walburn
Damon Wayans - Maj. Benson Payne

“- Maj. Reisman: Which one of you guys wants to be a general? Pinkley?
- Vernon Pinkley: What kind of general, sir?
- Maj. Reisman: Just a plain, ordinary, every day, home-lovin' American general.
- Vernon Pinkley: I'd rather be a civilian, sir.”
Lee Marvin - Maj. John Reisman
Donald Sutherland - Vernon Pinkley

“- Russell: Where do you think you're going? Are you going AWOL? Are you going AWOL?
- John: No, I'm deserting.
- Russell: You idiot! You desert now, it's a federal offense!
- John: I'll take my chances with the feds!”

Harold Ramis - Russell
Bill Murray - John

“- Jimbo Kearn: Oh boy, military action, Ned, we're gonna kill us some goddam' Australians!
- Ned Gerblanski: I think we're fighting Canadians.
- Jimbo Kearn: Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?”
Matt Stone - Jimbo Kearn
Trey Parker - Ned Gerblanski

“- Lt. Finley Wattsberg: Be careful, sir!
- Maj. Asa Barker: Wattsberg, do you love your commanding officer?
- Lt. Finley Wattsberg: Well... yes, sir.
- Maj. Asa Barker: That's fine, because I love you, too.”
David Clennon - Lt. Finley Wattsberg
Burt Lancaster - Maj. Asa Barker