Attitude quotes

“- Oishi Kazihiro: None of you would last two days in management training.
- Hunt Stevenson: None of us would be dumb enough to stay two days.”
Gedde Watanabe - Oishi Kazihiro
Michael Keaton - Hunt Stevenson

“- Gen. Robert E. Lee: When the fight is coming, I want you to stay back from the main line. This army has already lost far too many of it's veteran commanders, and you sir have a very bad habit of moving too far forward.
- Lieut. Gen. James Longstreet: Can't lead from behind.”
Martin Sheen - Gen. Robert E. Lee
Tom Berenger - Lieut. Gen. James Longstreet

“- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Everybody in my family is a comedian.
- Mae Thompson: Everybody except you.”
Matt Frewer - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.
Kristine Sutherland - Mae Thompson

“- Security Guard 2: We've been watching you from the moment you came in.
- Security Guard 1: He looks like trouble.
- Security Guard 2: Looks like a thief.”

Gary J. Tunnicliffe - Security Guard 2
Geoff Bell - Security Guard 1

“- Dede Tate: Guess what next Saturday is.
- Fred Tate: You get your period, I get a day alone in the park.
- Dede Tate: Very funny, lameo.”
Jodie Foster - Dede Tate
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate

“- Cappie: I'm just being nice to her.
- Alise: Stop being nice to her! I don't want you talking to her anymore, I don't want to turn around and see you walking with her and smiling at her. I don't want her in this car on Friday night. We're not giving her any ride to any goddamn dance, she can put her fat ass on the back of Lucas's bike where it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Charlie Sheen - Cappie
Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alise

- Preston: Major Koslova ends the debate about women in combat as far as I'm concerned.
- Declan Mulqueen: How's that?
- Preston: She saved my life and took out Terek's brother. She did it knowing she'd be drawing a death sentence down on her neck. But when we offered to set her up some place else when this is over, you know what she said? "The... (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Sidney Poitier - Preston
Richard Tiffany Gere - Declan Mulqueen

“- Harold: You sure have a way with people.
- Maude: Well, they're my species!”
Bud Cort - Harold
Ruth Gordon - Maude

“Being serious doesn't mean you have to be solemn.”
Skeet Ulrich - Juvenal

“- Frank the Pug: How about we do the good cop, bad cop routine? You can interrogate the witness, and I growl. Grrrrr...
- Jay: Wait, how about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?”
Tim Blaney - Frank the Pug
Will Smith - Jay

“You worry me. You always think you know what you're doing, but you're too slick for your own good. Some day you're going to find it out.”

Lee Patrick - Effie Perine

“If there's one thing I've learned about all my years watching Earth, is that people aren't what they may seem. There are shop boys, and there are boys who just happen to work in a shop for the time being.”
Claire Danes - Yvaine

“That's why I kind of look white. Because my daddy was white. You figured since I kind of look white, you could fuck me, what the hell... Because I was kind of black... you could dump me, what the hell.”

Cynda Williams - Fantasia

“Lars? It's me. Believe it! Someone took my... some fucking... but it's cool. We're gonna deal with it. Oh yes, we're gonna deal with it...”

Nicolas Cage - Castor Troy

“I'm not interested in you, or your novel, or any other pathetic ambition you have to change your miserable, mundane existence.”

Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville

“You've made your bed. I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets.”

Amanda Bynes - Marianne

“- Greg Weinstein: Even though you're not actually selling stock yet, I want you to remember the code we have here, okay? Did you see Glengarry Glen Ross?
- Seth Davis: Yeah.
- Greg Weinstein: Okay, do you remember 'ABC'?
- Seth Davis: Yeah. 'Always be closing'.
- Greg Weinstein: That's right. 'Always be closing'. 'Telling's not selling'. That's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Giovanni Ribisi - Greg Weinstein
Giovanni Ribisi - Seth Davis

Don't go out with Italian girls. They're killers. Start saying a "Hail Mary" and see if she moves her lips.
Matt Dillon - Gus

“- Wilford: Curtis, everyone has their preordained position, and everyone is in their place except you.
- Curtis: That's what people in the best place say to the people in the worst place.”
Ed Harris - Wilford
Chris Evans - Curtis

“Your, clothes, your hair. They might say 1968, but your attitude is pure 1920.”
Sharon Stone - Miriam Ebbers

“- Jessica Hanson: What's that little turd up to now?
- Max Hanson: He's just weird.
- Dawn Black: Blue's got this thing. He's psychotic.
- Kane Rockwell: Definitley.
- Dawn Black: No, I mean he's psychic. He knows stuff.”

Sara Rue - Jessica Hanson
Nicky Bronson - Max Hanson
Angela Goethals - Dawn Black
Danny Corkill - Kane Rockwell

“Dwayne, you can get through college half-assed. Richard, you can get through life half-assed. But I'll guarantee you boys one thing: sure as hell, I'll guarantee you this: you cannot win half-assed!”
Nick Nolte - Pete Bell

“- M: May I remind you that this operation was to be conducted discreetly. All it took was six million Francs in damages and penalties for violating most of the Napoleonic Code.
- James Bond: Under the circumstances, sir, I thought it was more important to identify the assassin.”

Robert Brown - M
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff: There's nothing very special about me. I'm the kind of girl you usually don't notice: I scuttle in with a tray of tea, bow my head, and scuttle out.
- Reginald Anson: I'd notice.
- Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff: No, you wouldn't. Not usually.”
Tara Fitzgerald - Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff
Hugh Grant - Reginald Anson

“I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit!”
Clare Kramer - Courtney