Attitude quotes

“Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.”

Bradley Cooper - Phil

“That's the attitude of too many morons in this country. They think these hoodlums are some sort of demigods. What do they do about a guy like Camonte? They sentimentalize, romance, make jokes about him. They had some excuse to glorify our old Western bad men.”
Edwin Maxwell - Detective Chief

“- Edmund Bertram: Your entire person is entirely agreeable.
- Fanny Price: Yes, well, tonight I agree with everyone.”
Jonny Lee Miller - Edmund Bertram
Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price

“The pill makes her crazy? She is crazy. The Pentagon should use her hormones for chemical warfare.”

Woody Allen - David Dobel

“Psychiatrist by day, party animal by night.”

Leah Cairns - Sara Pollard

“My brother and I were born strangers. Same last name, same address, but everything else about us was different. Back then, Jacey was a complete mystery to me, and I was a constant source of embarassment to him.”

Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Harlan: You're a dangerous girl, aren't you?
- Rachel: It depends on what you define as dangerous.
- Harlan: Safer to get thrown from a horse.
- Rachel: But you don't have to brush me or feed me after riding me.”
Garrett Hedlund - Harlan
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel

“- Paige Prescott: Relationships don't make U-turns and Adam's a drunk.
- Kate Davies: He's not a drunk. He's a borderline addictive personality who happens to like alcohol a lot.”

Denise Richards - Paige Prescott
Marley Shelton - Kate Davies

“In this damn country, which we hate and love, you can get anything you want. It's all spread out and available. That's why I believe in England. Only you need to know how to squeeze the tits of the system.”

Saeed Jaffrey - Uncle Nasser

“Your hair got whiter, your ears got bigger, your nose got longer, but you still retain that unique, elusive pain in the ass quality that drives me berserk.”

Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“I'm short for my height.”
Lucy Liu - Lindsey

“- Danielle Wilde: Alex, don't! He's your brother!
- Alex: Why, because he looks like me? I'm going to change that.”

Alonna Shaw - Danielle Wilde
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex

“Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.”
Mark Addy - Dave

“- Darrell: You think bad, and bad's what you'll get.
- Bobby Cooper: That's an interesting philosophy there, Darrell.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Darrell
Sean Penn - Bobby Cooper

“- Oishi Kazihiro: In Japan, production in same sized factory is 40% higher.
- Saito: With superior quality.
- Hunt Stevenson: That's impossible. How can you guys work that fast?
- Oishi Kazihiro: Japanese worker is very loyal to company. Is very proud when company does well. Is ashamed when it does poorly.”
Gedde Watanabe - Oishi Kazihiro
Sab Shimono - Saito
Michael Keaton - Hunt Stevenson

“The Virgin Mary does not chew gum.”
Jan Hooks - Miss Leavey

“- The Voice: Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.
- Randy Meeks: Fuck you!
- The Voice: No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.”

Roger Jackson - The Voice
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

- Church: My daddy always said: "when you want to insert a nail into a piece of wood, don't do anything fancy or glamorous. Just take the damn hammer and hit the son of a bitch until it's in".
- Colonel Mekum: And what the hell does that crap mean in English, Captain?
Gary Busey - Church
Jason Isaacs - Colonel Mekum

“- K.C. Downing: Do you think there are funny people and not-funny people?
- Benjy Stone: Yes. Definitely. On the funny side there are the Marx Brothers, except Zeppo; the Ritz Brothers, no exceptions; both Laurel and Hardy; and Woody Woodpecker. On the unfunny side there's anybody who has ever played the accordion professionally.”
Jessica Harper - K.C. Downing
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“- Lizzie: If you keep talking to yourself, people are going to think you're crazy...
- Lightning McQueen: Thanks for the tip...
- Lizzie: What!? I wasn't talking to you!”
Katherine Helmond - Lizzie
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

“- Frankie Lymon: How come you keep stepping on my heart?
- Zola Taylor: You prefer I pee on it?”
Larenz Tate - Frankie Lymon
Halle Berry - Zola Taylor

“Life is antagonistic to the natural state. Here humans in all their various races are a spontaneous outbreak. An unguided mistake.”
Linus Roache - Purifier

“I have never seen this woman in my life. I never followed her home. I never had sex with her in her refrigerator. This is a sick fantasy, and I deny everything. And when will women like you learn you can't tear apart a perfectly good marriage with your vicious lies?”

Armand Assante - Ned Ravine

- David "Beano" Baggot: Are you still a road dog, Hughie?
- Hughie: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here.
Timothy Spall - David "Beano" Baggot
Billy Connolly - Hughie

“Why you buggin, cuz I'm white?”

Kamron - Jamal