Bankers quotes

“- Clark Griswold: So, this is the old homestead, eh?
- Cousin Eddie: Yeah. I don't know for how much longer, though. The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“- Marshal Curly Wilcox: What I really want is a look in that banker's bag.
- Buck: He keeps that dang thing closer to him than his belt buckle.
- Marshal Curly Wilcox: That's why I want a look in it. The bag.”
Johnny Cash - Marshal Curly Wilcox
John Schneider - Buck - Overland Stage Driver

“- Loan Officer: Do you have any assets?
- Laurel Ayres: I have drive and courage and ambition. And if you'll look at the prospectus, you'll notice that I have a very, very sound business mind too.
- Loan Officer: I was thinking more like stocks, bonds, property.”
Jean De Baer - Loan Officer
Whoopi Goldberg - Laurel Ayres

“If you can't trust a Swiss banker, what's the world come to?”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“I've been in consultation with our Director and we've decided that what has been needed in this bank for a long time is a special officer. Or, to refer to the article of the underworld, a bank dick. In lieu of your heroism, your valiant, dauntless courage, I have the honor to offer you this position.”

Pierre Watkin - Mr. Skinner

“We don't believe in letting the bank handle our records.”
Barton MacLane - Al Kruger

“- Peter Falcone: It's a rip, man. It's a total rip.
- David Falcone: I know. How's the little guy ever supposed to get ahead? They won't give you a loan unless ya already got the money. It's totally scatalogical.”

Peter Paul - Peter Falcone
David Paul - David Falcone

“Despite rumours of secret bank accounts and hidden millions, I did not profit personally from my unlawful trading. To be absolutely honest, sometimes I wish I had.”
Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- Loan broker: So, you found your dream house. And right now you're asking First Boise Savings & Loan to give you a mortgage.
- Arlo Pear: As you can see, I've had the same job for 15 years.
- Loan broker: Well, that's very nice, but it's not enough. I mean, Al Capone had the same job for 30 years.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Loan Broker
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear

“- Dorian: Okay, Twinkle Toes. I want to know where my money is, and I want to know right now.
- The Mask: Okay... You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds. Carry the 9, divide by the Gross National Product... fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible.”
Peter Greene - Dorian
Jim Carrey - Stanley Ipkiss

- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: Banker?
- Chris Thorne: No, not banker. Financial publisher. "Thorne Weekly"?
- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: Ok, banker.

Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne

“- Lady in the Bank: There's something wrong, the bank won't give someone their money.
- Depositor: Well, I'm going to get mine. Come along, young man, every penny! ”

Queenie Leonard - Lady in the Bank
Doris Lloyd - Depositor

“I don't understand why a man in my position has to come here to beg like a peddler.”

Asmo Hurula - Frank

“- Ruby Deagle: Mrs Harris, the bank and I have the same purpose in life - to make money. Not to support a lot of... deadbeats!
- Mrs. Joe Harris: Mrs Deagle! It's Christmas!
- Ruby Deagle: Well, now you know what to ask Santa for, don't you?”
Polly Holliday - Ruby Deagle
Belinda Balaski - Mrs. Joe Harris

“- Female Interviewer: Last place of employment?
- Nada: Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years and things just seemed to dry up. They lost fourteen banks in one week. So, well...
- Female Interviewer: There's nothing available for you right now.”
Lucille Meredith - Female Interviewer
Roddy Piper - Nada

“- Tom O'Folliard: What's scum?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: Well Tom, that's bad types. Politicians, bankers, cattle-kings... Scum.”
Balthazar Getty - Tom O'Folliard

- "Jock" Delves Broughton: These bankers are terrible, Abdullah.
- Abdullah: Yes, Bwana.
- "Jock" Delves Broughton: When it's dry they offer you no end of umbrellas; as soon as it starts raining they want them back.
Joss Ackland - "Jock" Delves Broughton
Louis Mahoney - Abdullah

“All I want from bankers is a new calendar every year and all I care about lawyers is they're back in their coffins before the sun comes up.”
James Garner - F. Ross Johnson